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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hoggs Bison [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jornn_ We're talking about the French here. The French surrender to everything. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hoggs Bison [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jornn_ Well the French would see Seal Team 6 and surrender.[/quote] Never underestimate the importance of morale. Getting picked off from all directions by an enemy you can't see wouldn't be fun.[/quote][/quote] Reminds me of this lol. The French Government announced today that it is enforcing a ban on the use of fireworks at Disneyland Paris. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists .[/quote] Not from this thread, but I can't message it for some reason.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Guize, just a quick announcement: I prefer PM's to posts in this thread because this way I can be sure that you're quoting from another place, not this thread, and so that I can have a better way of organizing it.[/quote] Understood, master of intelectually inferior doors. probably won't be anything for a while anyway, BO2 trailer released, so CoD thread spam [Edited on 05.01.2012 5:52 PM PDT]

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  • THE DOOR HAS SPOKEN!

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  • Guize, just a quick announcement: I prefer PM's to posts in this thread because this way I can be sure that you're quoting from another place, not this thread, and so that I can have a better way of organizing it.

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  • [redacted bcuz PM] [Edited on 05.03.2012 5:47 PM PDT]

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  • Winter is coming.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] damino my fav46 IF YOUR GONNA BE A D!CK AT LEAST PUT A C0ND0M ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!![/quote] But I did everything you asked!

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  • IF YOUR GONNA BE A D!CK AT LEAST PUT A C0ND0M ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!

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  • D:

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Epicly Uber [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gregzilla824 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Epicly Uber [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gregzilla824 dafuq[/quote] Gregzilla824, meet [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?uid=8002891]gregzilla1234[/url][/quote] roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl[/quote] I'm surprised you haven't seen him before.[/quote] nein ot:stick it in her pooper so many lols

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gregzilla824 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Epicly Uber [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gregzilla824 dafuq[/quote] Gregzilla824, meet [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?uid=8002891]gregzilla1234[/url][/quote] roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl[/quote] I'm surprised you haven't seen him before.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Epicly Uber [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gregzilla824 dafuq[/quote] Gregzilla824, meet [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?uid=8002891]gregzilla1234[/url][/quote] roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gregzilla824 dafuq[/quote] Gregzilla824, meet [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?uid=8002891]gregzilla1234[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ParagonRenegade [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ParagonRenegade "What are you looking at?!" "A Dead man"[/quote] [B]FLOOD[/b] funny sayings, not video game funny sayings. GTFO[/quote] :c I read it in 2010 here, it was also, amusingly enough, a dialogue in ME2 :D[/quote] You need the actual quote for it to be considered. i.e. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] 404namenotfound [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ifarted69 What are you looking at?![/quote] A Dead man[/quote] It makes it look more professional. Plus, it might not have actually happened. If it's fake, you could search the names and see if they exist. Of course, someone could just use actual usernames, but trolls aren't that smart. [quote][b][u]TL;DR version:[/b][/u] Use actual quotes that happened. People will know.[/quote] ________________________________________________________ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RC 1207 Sev [url=http://www.myfacewhen.com/3]...[/url][/quote] You also used the wrong "its" in the thread title. Expanded, it would be: "This one deserves it is own thread" Grammar yes how EDIT: I'm an idiot, that guy isn't OP. /facepalm[/quote] [Edited on 04.26.2012 8:26 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ParagonRenegade "What are you looking at?!" "A Dead man"[/quote] [B]FLOOD[/b] funny sayings, not video game funny sayings. GTFO[/quote] :c I read it in 2010 here, it was also, amusingly enough, a dialogue in ME2 :D

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  • ^ post above: FLOOD quotes [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ParagonRenegade "What are you looking at?!" "A Dead man"[/quote] [B]FLOOD[/b] funny sayings, not video game funny sayings. GTFO [Edited on 04.26.2012 8:17 PM PDT]

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  • Cop: How high are you? Me: No officer, it's, "Hi, how are you?"

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragonzzilla Am I in here?[/quote] Ctl+f for each page by Door. Hey, I'm in there twice! :D

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  • "What are you looking at?!" "A Dead man"

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wonderbread [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mav1971kit Mass Effect 3. 99.9% of the game was great. It's just that last 1%.[/quote] Percentages, how the -blam!- do they work!?[/quote]

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  • Am I in here?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lloyd Blankfein And besides, it boosts my confidence knowing you have my ballsweat on your hands.[/quote] Well, didn't expect to see this today but there you go.

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=71798202&viewreplies=true#end]Need I say more?[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kneecap Sometimes I just go crazy and stop eating children.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] God2845 First rule of the Flood: Don't mention religion at all. Second rule: Don't mention the first rule.[/quote]Your username makes it really tempting.[/quote] ----- [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=71579032[/url] [Edited on 04.23.2012 8:44 PM PDT]

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