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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jyrine [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o_____________o [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeclinedA1 How's your dog doing?[/quote]Next thursday I am taking her up to the vet to get her examined and then to get a quote on an amputation. Other than that, she is good. [/quote] A quote? I saved 15% on my vet bills by switching to bullets.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.[/quote]Is that me? If so, how many people send more than I do? I send lots (IMO)
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(Thread was about zombies) [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] And Im Here Too [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PopulistSilver6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] And Im Here Too Okay, okay, here's a little scenario for everybody. You've just run out of rounds for whatever gun you happen to have (if you can even get to one), and look up, pulling out a knife or a bat or something, and in every direction there are hundreds. You cannot just run through a gap or something. There are too many to fight. Nobody is coming for help. How do you survive?[/quote] Am I the last person on Earth? What the -blam!-?[/quote] Nope, but you've gotten yourself surrounded. What do?[/quote] Hold the knife in one hand and spin around in circles until they're gone. [Edited on 05.22.2012 6:26 PM PDT]
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^ [i]Oh... my... god...[/i] He mush have been searching through threads 24/7.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave There can only be one![/quote]Inb4 contest with big cash prizes for winner of most quotes in a month.[/quote]I would win that, just because I would cheat and send crappy ones. You didn't say they had to be good. OT: Is being Isaac Clarke good?[/quote]Well... He did send me like, 60 PM's or something in a week.[/quote]And how many were usable?[/quote][i]All of them...[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.[/quote]There can only be one![/quote]Inb4 contest with big cash prizes for winner of most quotes in a month.[/quote]I would win that, just because I would cheat and send crappy ones. You didn't say they had to be good. OT: Is being Isaac Clarke good?[/quote]Well... He did send me like, 60 PM's or something in a week.[/quote] And how many were usable?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] To Infinity Fat Alien is a raging buffoon cant argue with kids like that How many times you gonna hit reply Fat? calm the hell down and eat a moonpie [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mubox47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] To Infinity calm the hell down and eat a moonpie [/quote] Best response to Fat Alien thus far.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.[/quote]There can only be one![/quote]Inb4 contest with big cash prizes for winner of most quotes in a month.[/quote]I would win that, just because I would cheat and send crappy ones. You didn't say they had to be good. OT: Is being Isaac Clarke good?[/quote]Well... He did send me like, 60 PM's or something in a week.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.[/quote]There can only be one![/quote]Inb4 contest with big cash prizes for winner of most quotes in a month.[/quote] I would win that, just because I would cheat and send crappy ones. You didn't say they had to be good. OT: Is being Isaac Clarke good? [Edited on 05.20.2012 8:19 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.[/quote]There can only be one![/quote]Inb4 contest with big cash prizes for winner of most quotes in a month.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72244291]So many lulz in this thread.[/url]
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Halp 4.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MiloOmega This a great fourm to kill time in[/quote] Yeah, these never get old.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 "mang"[/quote] Sounds good on my "Wang"
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"mang"
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This a great fourm to kill time in
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.[/quote] About 75% of those I'd had since Monday.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.[/quote] There can only be one!
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Hujgup, you're turning into Isaac Clarke. I wasn't home last night, came back this morning, and found myself with NINE PM's. One of which belonged to D Fear, but still.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Refrigorator [/quote]prescribes Haemogloban-8N. Take once daily until symptoms clear. If taken for 7 days with no effect, see your healthcare professional immediately, as you may soon be unable to move your leg.[/quote] I have just been informed that Haemogloban is, in fact, simply another word for Red Blood Cell, therefore this post is irrelevant.
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Putting this here instead of PM because Door already has 2 threads where this sort of thing happened. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=72092196&postRepeater1-p=1]Poll is not OP[/url] ----- Quote did not pass my preliminary screens. Posting it here instead. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OdorousLicense3 /thread[/quote] OK GUYS! The thread is over! You can stop posting now![/quote] [Edited on 05.10.2012 8:18 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Big fat slob 50 A meter is going to hit the Earth! I loved that post. Where is it?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=67384339]A meter will kill us[/url][/quote]
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A meter is going to hit the Earth! I loved that post. Where is it?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Did you ever notice how the camera in all of their mirror pics is always perfectly vertical or horizontal? I thought that was the oddest thing, then I realized. The camera isn't taking a picture of the person, it is taking a picture of itself.[/quote]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/forums/posts.aspx?postID=71998832]LOL. Wish I posted in it before it got locked... [/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hoggs Bison [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jornn_ We're talking about the French here. The French surrender to everything. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hoggs Bison [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jornn_ Well the French would see Seal Team 6 and surrender.[/quote] Never underestimate the importance of morale. Getting picked off from all directions by an enemy you can't see wouldn't be fun.[/quote][/quote] Reminds me of this lol.
The French Government announced today that it is enforcing a ban on the use of fireworks at Disneyland Paris. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists .[/quote] Not from this thread, but I can't message it for some reason.
