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Edited by A Dumb Door:
1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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Love you door.
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Kay, how did you get me up there. How far back did you search? What devilry is this?
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[quote][b]Posted By:[/b] barrenvonheadshot The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit. Alot of other things are orange too including Chuck Norris' beard and carrots. Carrots help you see in the dark. If Chuck Norris could see in the dark he would be an even more efficient killing machine. The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to divide by 0 (but this is impossible, nothing defeats Chuck Norris). However, If I learned anything from the DaVinci Code, it was that in order to crack this code I will need to make non-sensible assumptions with no evidence to back it up. Therefore I am going to assume that if I divide 7 (because SEVEN is the ultimate number, nothing beats SEVEN) by 0, it will equal Orange. The Word "raptors" has 7 letters! Knowing this, if I eat an orange at 7:07 AM on July 7th (Bungie Day) Raptor Jesus will descend from the heavens and tell me the meaning of life. Only one problem, I DON'T SPEAK RAPTOR! But if I learned anything about the psychology of dinosaurs (Raptors are Dinosaurs!) from watching The Land Before Time, It's that they don't like it when Lava kills them! Lava is Orange! I'm interperating this to mean that I must throw the orange into the Lava of Mount Doom. One time a Hobbit named Frodo threw a ring into Mount Doom. You wear rings on your fingers, and guess what, Frodo only had 7 Fingers because one was bit off by Smeagol (and thumbs don't count as fingers)! This is all we really know about this so called "ring": Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone! The Dwarf-lords must represent Bungie!That's it we must find all of these Dwarven rings, and bring them to the Dwarven Halls (Bungie Studios) and place one on each division of THE SEVENTH COLUMN ALTAR! Doing this will cause the sun to reflect perfectly off of each ring. SUNLIGHT IS ORANGE! The Sun is the opposite of the Moon and the Moon is made of cheese! ONETIME I ATE ORANGE CHEESE! That must mean that that this ring is on the moon v One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action![/quote]
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ED definition of engrish:[quote]Engrish There is English which the Japanese forms. The Japanese invented Engrish of the conservatism person Attempt of the conservative conspiracy which takes over the world with the removal of letter L and with that "liberals". The example of Engrish your basis entirely is in us, it belongs, is Cheezburger which me it is possible and has included? And everything which the girl of 16 years old has written. Most Engrish is found in video games, specifically bootlegs, because the hackers/translators are either: a) -blam!- morons b) Mexicans c) Creepy azn -blam!-s or d) You As for the American of Engrish equal amount " So it is; Inspect the Japanese of the just I am surprised tattoo! "[/quote]urdoinitrong
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A IL a IN 1 8 7 WHAT$ THE WORD CARNAL? HIT ME UP, $O WE CAN BREW OR $MOKE IT[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Munter the medic [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Munter the medic So get more RAM? Where can I download them? [/quote] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA![/quote] Is it illegal?[/quote] *head explodes* [/quote]
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Props on all the work on this
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I love this thread.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zippy50193 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zippy50193 I'm in it twice! I'm so proud :'3[/quote] It's like... a Troll Hall-of-Fame... ...I love you...[/quote] Kinda violating my personal space...[/quote] This is the internet. Any personal space you have, I can't see. *scoots closer*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zippy50193 I'm in it twice! I'm so proud :'3[/quote] It's like... a Troll Hall-of-Fame... ...I love you...[/quote] Kinda violating my personal space...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daku Nuva Yay I was mentioned! Somebody likes me![/quote] Congratulations, you've just devolved society.
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Yay I was mentioned! Somebody likes me!
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Thanks for the additions, Unconventional.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MikeAKballin Hahaha, late nights on the Bungie forums are one of the best things god gave us.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HaloIsMegaKewl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nettles nobody asked you!![/quote] So you're just going to blatantly ignore the answer to your original question?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Undead project [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nettles and this is how you deal with blunt questions?[/quote] well yes... any other suggestion?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kitsune88 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nettles The only reason your all here is to mock me right?[/quote] No, but it's hard to resist.[/quote] New people.... Gotta love 'em.
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Ah, i see the Chinchillas have been eating the Floodians again, they have learned well....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon Fun ride though, I stole a street-cone. Off the street. I'm moving up in life. [/quote] Wear it.[/quote] As a cup?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon Fun ride though, I stole a street-cone. Off the street. I'm moving up in life. [/quote] Wear it.
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Fun ride though, I stole a street-cone. Off the street. I'm moving up in life.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ballisticgoat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 Where is the brain in a door?[/quote] Above the kidney. [/quote] No no no. Learn your door anatomy. The brain in a door is between the splein and the appendix, right above the handle.[/quote] Dammit your right, I should of never dropped out of Flood State. [/quote] That's what you get for choosing the life of a Delinquent.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ballisticgoat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 Where is the brain in a door?[/quote] Above the kidney. [/quote] No no no. Learn your door anatomy. The brain in a door is between the splein and the appendix, right above the handle.[/quote] Dammit your right, I should of never dropped out of Flood State.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 Where is the brain in a door?[/quote] Above the kidney. [/quote] No no no. Learn your door anatomy. The brain in a door is between the splein and the appendix, right above the handle.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 Where is the brain in a door?[/quote] Above the kidney. [/quote] I thought it was in the knob like humans? Oh I went there.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 Where is the brain in a door?[/quote] Above the kidney.
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Where is the brain in a door?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RvB Rocks95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Celtic Tiger I have a huge problem with girls. It's not that I can't talk to them, or that they don't like me, it's that they ALL like me. I'm serious. I walk into class, and nearly half of the girls glance at me. I catch them looking at me. They're always smiling. They never insult me. They make obvious flirts, and never resist a chance to be beside me. WTF? How did I turn from some acne-ridden, nerdy, computer-lab lurking, loser, into [i]this?[/i] WTF? Suddenly, I'm hot stuff around the school. In the distance, I can see girls looking at me, talking in their (packs?) groups and giggling at me. Not in the, "what a loser," type of giggle, the, "he's so handsome," type of giggle. WTF? Suddenly my problem isn't trying to ask a girl out, it's wondering who to ask out. If I really did try, I could ask out any girl, from any grade. I mean, come on. If I ask one girl out, I feel like I'll be crushing the spirit of another. WTF! What to do? Any advice? Anyone else feel like this?[/quote]... Stop wearing Tag...[/quote]
