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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • Hey, I'm at the back of the post! I wonder if anyone ever looks back here. . . *starts jacking off*. This is so -blam!- fun! No one will ever find me. -blam!- those -blam!- heads bwah hah hah! You know, I hate forum spam, but I feel like misquoting someone else's quote of a quote of a huge huge wall of text. And merly writing "blame stosh". Good day, sirs. [Edited on 06.01.2009 5:40 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big Insert lame, mediocre post to try and get on the funny sayings board here:[/quote] And yet, no one loves you. [/quote]The waves of mediocrity never cease to crash upon this shore.[/quote] In the broad scale of the Internet... your post is insignificant. [/quote]idgaf, as long as you know, I am content.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Srg Acorn China called. They want their wall back.[/quote] XD

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big Insert lame, mediocre post to try and get on the funny sayings board here:[/quote] And yet, no one loves you. [/quote]The waves of mediocrity never cease to crash upon this shore.[/quote] In the broad scale of the Internet... your post is insignificant.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shrimpanzee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] F 0 N Z Y [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon Ewww! Who wants a girlfriend? They have cooties.[/quote] Said by the person with a Pokemon character as his name. Bahaha. Sorry I just couldn't resist.[/quote] You have been clearly misinformed. The pokemon Vaporeon is a sex god.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dojoe89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 Here is a saying: I can't tell the trolls from the idiots anymore. It's like the trolls have adapted; copied the idiots' DNA.[/quote]It's not a saying if you're the only person who's said it.[/quote] No, this was quoted from someone else.[/quote] This is from me. Edit: [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33251425]Here's the thread to prove it.[/url] [Edited on 05.30.2009 11:20 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MLG CTT Shadow I deserve a quote D: I've been here for a while. ._.[/quote]I could say I deserve a lot of things. Too bad you actually have to work for things!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MLG CTT Shadow I deserve a quote D: I've been here for a while.[/quote] Everyone who says they deserve a quote should keep a few things in mind. 1. Give me a funny quote, and I'll put it up. I'm not omniscient. 2. I am currently under a restricting glitch that will not let me edit my posts, so until that clears up, no new quotes for a little while.

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  • I deserve a quote D: I've been here for a while. ._.

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  • Wow that quote I am in is probably one of the lamest things I've seen in this forum, it's not even remotely funny. I like to think that [i]I[/i] have said a few funny things here though but most of them are just flying over people's heads because these people find things like the quote I am in funny.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big Insert lame, mediocre post to try and get on the funny sayings board here:[/quote] And yet, no one loves you. [/quote]The waves of mediocrity never cease to crash upon this shore.[/quote] LOLWUT

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dojoe89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 Here is a saying: I can't tell the trolls from the idiots anymore. It's like the trolls have adapted; copied the idiots' DNA.[/quote]It's not a saying if you're the only person who's said it.[/quote] No, this was quoted from someone else.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Srg Acorn China called. They want their wall back.[/quote] I've had enough of your insolent memes.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big Insert lame, mediocre post to try and get on the funny sayings board here:[/quote] And yet, no one loves you. [/quote]The waves of mediocrity never cease to crash upon this shore.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut I once heard in a game of halo 3:"sniper, no sniping!" "awwww man!"Not exactly funny, but i dont care.[/quote] Made me lol.

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  • I once heard in a game of halo 3:"sniper, no sniping!" "awwww man!"Not exactly funny, but i dont care.

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  • Whoa... Holy cow. I thought that this thread died again... Well, apparently it got in the top forum topics. Some mod apparently decided that this thread was worth seeing. Thanks whoever put it there... But no thanks to the people arguing over quotes here... I shall not put up quotes that have been edited. Edit - [b][u]ATTENTION ACHRONOS OR ANY MOD WITH THE POWER TO DO THIS[/b][/u]: Unfortunately a glitch has occurred, not allowing me to edit my posts with the quotes. it keeps saying that I cannot post more than 5 [quote] tags nest together. Please, if Achronos, or someone with power sees this, allow me to edit my posts, or maybe I could give you the other quotes, and you could edit it for me? [Edited on 05.30.2009 11:08 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 Here is a saying: I can't tell the trolls from the idiots anymore. It's like the trolls have adapted; copied the idiots' DNA.[/quote]It's not a saying if you're the only person who's said it.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Apollo DZ No quotes from Apollo? Please tell me this is some cruel [i]sick[/i] joke. ...[/quote]I don't think door meant for this thread to be a place to comment on the OP, but rather a place to post your own funny quotes. That's what I did. The fact I ended up in the OP is irrelevent, it wasn't even my intention, I was simply contributing to what I thought the topic was. I suggest you do the same.

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  • No quotes from Apollo? Please tell me this is some cruel [i]sick[/i] joke. ...

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  • Here is a saying: I can't tell the trolls from the idiots anymore. It's like the trolls have adapted; copied the idiots' DNA.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WarDonut 99 [quote] [b]Posted by:[/b] Thanks I will shut the Hell up because im a French prick. I have nothing usefull to contribute.[/quote][/quote] (BTW AWSUM SPELLING ND GRAMERZ LOL!)

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  • [quote] [b]Posted by:[/b] Thanks I will shut the Hell up because im a French prick. I have nothing usefull to contribute.[/quote] [Edited on 05.30.2009 6:52 AM PDT]

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  • [quote] [b]Posted by:[/b] WarDonut 99 I will shut the Hell up because im a French prick. I have nothing usefull to contribute.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WarDonut 99 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dojoe89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WarDonut 99 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thanks [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WarDonut 99 Epic Fail! [/quote] I will shut the Hell up because im a French prick. I have nothing usefull to contribute. [/quote] True that man. im in ur post making u look stupid[/quote]Woah, i like men![/quote] [/quote]THTS N0T TRU I DIDN P0ST THT! HAO R U DOING THT??????????//

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thanks Just shut the hell up your making a fool of me.[/quote] Lol [Edited on 05.30.2009 6:49 AM PDT]

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