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9/17/2015 11:57:04 PM
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How Laurea Prima Came To Be

*The setting is in DeeJ's car in a McDonald's drive-thru, Luke Smith and DeeJ are talking about ways to reward players who've completed the year one content* DeeJ: If we don't reward people for completing this stuff the Year 1'ers will complain about the newer players coming in and finishing the old content and acting like Year 1'ers. Luke Smith: I agree just we need something that will take little effort but speak for itself. DeeJ: Alright well what do you want we've spent fifteen minutes talking about this and we haven't ordered. Luke Smith: Hmmm... I'll have a McMuffin, I don't care if they say its not breakfast time anymore get me an damned McMuffin, a Big Mac, a Quarter Pounder, two 20 piece chicken nuggets... and a diet coke. DeeJ: ...I'll just eat some of your food. *While DeeJ is ordering for Luke, Luke ponders about something he can have made quickly and easily to reward the Year 1'ers* *DeeJ pulls up to the first window and pays for Luke's exorbitant meal and continues forward to the second window, he grabs the drink and gives it to Luke snapping him out of his day dream* DeeJ: Here hold this. *Luke takes the drink and places it in his lap and stares at it, he notices the little "DIET" bubble is pressed in, as he stares the words: "Reward" and "As little effort as possible" flicker in his mind* Luke: I've got it! It will be an emblem for all the special Year One milestones! *DeeJ looks over at him* DeeJ: Huh? *Luke tilts the cup so DeeJ can get a better view of the top and he presses down the little bubbles exclaiming* Luke: Skolas, completing The Black Garden, defeating Atheon... defeating Crota, understand it? *DeeJ nods at Luke's idea with a smirk* DeeJ: I got it, brilliant idea, I'll post about this in the weekly update and have everyone brainstorm some Latin name for it. *The person handing them their food grows impatient with the two and tosses the bag of food into the window* DeeJ: Oh shit sorry! *DeeJ gases it out with the food rolling up the window as the camera pans off to them driving off into the sunset*

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