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9/17/2015 12:47:57 AM
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"Thanks anyway time to get back to work" -You see him pullout a cake-
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((Hey dude, I'm getting ready to board a plane so it'll be a few hours b4 I'm back on))
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(Ok have a nice flight)
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*Athena eyes it as if ready to dig in at any moment*
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"It's for the party"
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Dammit *talks under her breath* ((Back on))
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"I suspected you would be hungry so there's some pizza on the counter" -He points to pizza-
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Mmm... *athena goes over to pizza, cuts a quarter of it off, starts eating.... Face gets covered in pizza sauce from eating straight through middle* ((that's kinda how I am irl to lol))
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-You see theron trying not to laugh-
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What's so funny?
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"Nothing miss joker"
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"'Miss Joker'? What the hell is that supposed to mean Theron?"
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-he grabs a napkin and cleans your face- "This is what I mean" -He shows you the napkin is covered in pizza sauce-
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Oh that? That's normal
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"Yeah I bet, anyway have any cool stories of old contracts"
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Yeah.... So, there was a guy I had been hunting for over a year, and someone must have wanted him dead big time, because it was worth a lot... So, anyways, after a year of playing chicken with this moron, I finally had him cornered... He was running in an alleyway. I was set up with a sniper a long ways away, he couldn't see me, but he knew I was following him... Somehow. I had my shot lined up, and took it... Only the moron that was trying to mug this guy took the bullet, so he was onto me... He started running for his life, but I was faster. I leaped down from my snipers nest, and started racing across the rooftops... At this point, I only had two shots left in my sniper, and I intended to take him out... He must have thought he lost me, cause he was just walking casually in a crowd.. I lined up my shot, and took it... Someone got in the way, he knew by then that I was still on him, so he ran into a 20-story building in Trynt. He knew that the elevators were a bad idea, so he climbed the steps. He got to the top floor and stood there, out in the open.. I took my last shot, but the glass was bulletproof. So, I charged in there, ready to end it personally... After hoofing it up 20 flights of stairs, I finally got to him... Only he had a rocket launcher... the. He blew out the floor below, so I fell 10 feet into hard concrete... It hurt.... Then, he launches another shot, and I get blown out a window, and this was probably the only non-bulletproof one in the building. I barely survived, but I started catching the sides of the building with my blade to slow my fall... So, I reached the ground, and I wasn't gonna let this guy get away, so I placed explosives on the supports to the building, and blew it to hell and back
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"Well Athena sounds like you used to have quite the fun when you were a contracter"
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Yeah.... It was actually pretty funny what these idiots tried to do to save themselves... Like one time, an idiot was trying to hide behind some barrels, except they were full of oil... I shot them. And sometimes, either for the fun of it or because one of my targets was f[b]u[/b]cking annoying me severely, I would do way over-the-top things to kill them, like with that one guy I just told you about... It was pretty thrilling sometimes...
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"Well hopefully I would be able to go on a mission like that but I don't think i'm all to suited for the action"
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Huh.... Well, if you ever need training, just ask.
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"Well I prefer to help than to kill anyday so I don't think I would need to much training"
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Ok.... Whatever you say... *gobbles down rest of pizza slice*
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"Well anyway time to get cooking more" -1 hour later and theron has frosting all over his hair-
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Theron? You might wanna take a look in the mirror
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"Why?"
