>The year is 2066
>Wake up, turn on TNN (Trump News Network)
>Watch the destruction from the Blitzkrieg of Europe
>Think to myself "Thank God I live in Trumptopia"
>Look outside my window
>Notice the Trumpstapo kick down my neighbors door
>They drag out my neighbor, Francisco Pedro Alejandro Gomez
>Trumpstapo force him onto his knees
>A man in solid gold comes up to my neighbor, closely followed by his guards, the Trumpen-SS
>I squint and notice that it's him, it's really him
>Trump the Ever-Living
>Trump the Undying
>Trump the Conqueror
>The other neighbors started to gather around
>"You're illegal aren't you?" Our Lord asked
>"No senor, no no!"
>"That's what they all say"
>The Trumpstapo got him on his feet "What should we do with him, my Lord?"
>The Trumptator smirked
>My neighbors begin to chant
>"Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall!"
>"Send him to the Wall! Take him away!"
>My neighbors cheer and celebrate
>Several days later
>Turn on TNN
>On Fridays, TNN live streams the Wall
>All the illegals found that week are stood up on top of the Great Trump Wall
>Notice my neighbor is among them
>A man in solid gold appears on top of the Wall
>How he gets there is unknown, he just does it, he's Trump the Ever-living
>The camera zooms in on our Lord
>"To all illegals that continue to taint Trumptopia, I will find you. And I will stump you."
>Lord Trump begins to kick each illegal one by one off the wall
>Their screams echo and quickly disappear as they fall to their death
>Those that came to Wall to see the action live shout "STUMPED" after each illegal is kicked
What a great time to be alive
Trump is legitimately retarded. "Assimilate." "You live in America, speak American."
What a -blam!-ing racist.
"Only illegals are in gangs. If I could, I'd kick out anyone with dark skin. Amen."
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