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Edited by Lord Fried: 3/13/2015 6:16:46 PM
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What causes tension between Hunters and Warlocks??

I've seen the 'floofing about' and 'we taught them to blink' statements on Warlock gear but is there more stuff in the Grimoire? Also, even without the grimoire, I see alot of back and forth between Warlocks and Hunters on a daily basis. Are Warlocks just jealous nerds, are Hunters just stuck up cool kids? Edit 1: It's funny how the Titans just sit back with popcorn watching all this go down. Edit 2: I'm seeing claims of sexual tension, very interesting stuff! Edit 3 - You gotta admit, 'Floof' is a very funny word Edit 4 - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Edit 5 - Uhm, is this thread going out of control? Edit 6 - So, claims of Hunters hopping around like bunnies are pretty funny. Edit 7 - So many replies!! Thanks. Edit 8 - So Warlocks floof and Hunters bunny hop.... Edit 9 - MalPen is the only Warlock allowed to eat popcorn with the Titans...he brought beer. Edit 10 - It has been speculated that the 'squishy' floofy Warlocks are just pretending to be friends with the Titans just so they can use them as muscle against the Hunters.....the plot thickens

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  • Edited by Ghostfire239: 9/22/2015 4:58:48 AM
    Hunter: I don't know what's wrong with Warlocks * sneaks a smoke bomb in Warlock's pillow* They seem to just like to hating on us Hunters! I mean seriously what did we ever do to them? (Hunter then gets a compilation of flashbacks) *Hunter trips Warlock down the stairs near the Speaker* *Hunter fills Warlock's vault with common gear* *Hunter dumps trash over Warlock while he's flirting with Amanda Holliday* *Hunter messes with the brakes on the Warlock's sparrow* *Hunter hides Warlock's notes with Cayde-6* *Hunter "borrows" some glimmer from Warlock* *Hunter messes with the Warlock's hot shower water, takes Warlock's clothes, and runs around the tower with an angry Warlock in a bath towel close behind* *Hunter makes a deal with Oryx to prank Warlock by having raid boss froms king's fall spawn in the tower then post the video on GuardianTube* (Back to the present) Hunter:...Yup we did nothing to them...Oh here he comes *hides behind a couch brings out a ghost to record* Warlock: Whoooo! I just got a date with Amanda! I just got a date with Amanda! *dances* Hunter: (whispers) Holy shit she finally said yes!? Warlock: Alright time to get some sleep, I gotta stay fresh for tomorrow, cause I know the ladies like a fresh man *lies down on the pillow and causes the smoke/stink bomb to detonate* Warlock: WHAT THE F- WHO? WHAT? ARGH THAT SMELL! OH GOD IT'S HORRIBLE! Hunter: *comes out of cover* HAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Warlock: COME ON DUDE I'VE GOT A DATE WITH AMANDA TOMORROW! *Smells again* OH GOD I DON'T THINK ALL THE AIR FRESHENERS IN WORLD CAN GET RID OF THIS!! Hunter: *laughing* Well I hope Amanda likes smelly men because GODDAMN do you smell! HAHAHAHA Warlock: *Chases Hunter around the tower* I SWEAR TO GOD HUNTER WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU NO GHOST IN EXISTENCE CAN BRING YOU BACK!!!! *Hunter and Warlock run by the Speaker* Speaker: *Smells* Is this the stench of darkness? Hunter: HEY CHILL OUT BRO! Oh is that Amanda over there? Warlock: *Stops immediately and looks around* Huh!? Where!? Hunter: Never mind that was just Eva *runs off* Warlock: GET BACK HERE!!!* runs after Hunter* *Hunter and Warlock running in circles around the Vanguard and Titan shows up* Titan: Hey guys what's going...oh...again *sighs, puts both arms out and grabs them both* Titan: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!? *Slaps both of them across the face then tightly grips their necks* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELVES!!! Zavala: *Titan still yelling in the background* Titan...they're turning blue. Cayde-6: Like you? Zavala: Huh? Cayde: Nothing. Titan: Oh sorry I got carried away *scratches head* Sooo. um, what happened? Warlock:IcamehomeafteraskingAmandaoutandwantedtogotosleepbutHunterputastinkbombundermypillowand then- Titan: Hold up hold up what? Hunter: He asked out Amanda and she said yes. Titan: Holy shit she finally said yes!? Hunter: That's what I said! Titan: Well I hope she likes smelly guys 'cause HOOOWEEE do you stink!! Warlock: All thanks that to that bastard * Points at Hunter* Hunter: Hey now I was just trying to protect you from the heartbreak when she doesn't show up tomorrow! Warlock:... Hunter:... Titan:... Zavala:... Ikora:... Cayde-6:...Holy shit!! Warlock: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! I hope you all enjoyed that little skit. In all seriousness though I think Warlocks, Hunters, and Titans share a sibling like bond where Warlocks are the mature brother/sister that has the brain of a genius and Hunters are the immature brother/sister that live to be a pain in a Warlock's ass! and the Titan is like the older brother/sister that keeps them all together. I mean, judging from the lore and overall attitudes between the classes. Edit#1: Thanks for the support you guys! It really makes my day :) Edit#2: Hey friends I just posted another skit. It's supposed to be continuation...well kind of...yeah...Anyways I really hope you like it :) [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/155155002/0/0[/url]

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