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*an older bearded Chang approaches you with his mutant dog.* "Boss, boss is that you?"
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The -blam!- are u? *is bewildered*
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"Boss it's me Chang the ODST!"
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What? Oh Yea that's right Chang, dammit where were u the past 8yrs and how the hell that mutt still alive didn't I tell u to toss is in the mouth of that beast to distract it while we escaped
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"Haha I've been with the admiral, I'm a captain now. That's how I got away, tossed the little mutant pup into the beast and it killed the damn thing from the inside and found me. I named her Shepard, fitting since she's a German shepard mutant thing
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*grumples* well I'm not ur boss anymore ur a captain now so u command and lead ur own team now
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That's not true, special forces is what I am now. Therefore I work where I wanna work and now that I've found you you're stuck with me and Shepard boss.
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Hmm very well then thank u Chang
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No problem boss.
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*grabs my beard and cuts it off by the neck* now I won't trip as often
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Boos that's disgusting, that's a lotta hair to leave there
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Don't be a panzy it turns to ash when it gets cut see *points to a very big ash pile*
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Right ok so what's the mission?
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Get ur coat were going to Antarctica
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Objective is to hunt down the bastards