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Edited by catsaus: 2/22/2016 9:12:05 AM
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Pun of the day.

Will be updating every day with a new pun. On Saturday, I will put up a pun of the week under the same #. You can then vote for one of the 7 puns. I will erase the weeks puns as they will be on a poll permanantly on Friday. this began on 8/28/15. 2/22/16 I'd tell you a chemistry joke[spoiler]but I wouldn't get a reaction[/spoiler]
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  • A girl with no arms and legs is on a beach, crying. A man walks up to her and asked what was wrong. She said; "I've never been hugged before". So he hugged her and walked off. She starts to cry again and another man walks up to her and asks what's wrong with her. She answers; "I've never been kissed before". So he kissed her and walked off. She smiles to herself. "I'm getting lucky," She thought. "Let's see how far I can get." She starts to cry again. A man walks up to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been -blam!-ed before" she answers. "I can help with that" he says. He picks her up and throws he in the ocean. "You're -blam!-ed now!"

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