Dog knocked my computer chair over while I was in it with my headset on. There was a broken wheel she could just slide out that sent me crashing over. The party got a good laugh out of that, but since I forgot all about my headset they got to hear me screaming at her ass like Satan himself. "BITCH ILL CUT YOU, GET THE -blam!- OUT FROM UNDER THE TABLE AND GET IN THAT DAMN CRATE!"