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Edited by Always Feral: 10/5/2015 4:31:16 AM
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FERAL'S RUNDOWN OF NEW CRUCIBLE MAPS!

[b]FRONTIER:[/b] THERE'S A TRAIN AND SHIT, AND NO MATTER WHAT SOME JACKASS IS GOING TO TAKE POTSHOTS AT YOU FROM THE SHRUBBERY OFF TO THE SIDE. IT'S KIND OF LIKE THAT OLD SKYWATCH MAP, IF THAT MAP WAS TINY AS HELL AND HATED FACILITATING LONG-RANGE SNIPER BATTLES. [b]MEMENTO:[/b] I KEEP GETTING SHOT IN THE F***ING FACE BECAUSE I'M WATCHING THIS BEAUTIFUL SPACE BATTLE GOING ON. THIS MAP IS BASICALLY JUST A BIG ALLEY, WITH RUNDOWN SECTION 8 APARTMENTS TO MURDER EACH OTHER IN WITH SHOTGUNS. SOME TEAMS DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THEIR SPAWNS, AND PREFER TO TRIP OVER EACH OTHER TRYING TO SNIPE. EQUIP YOUR SHOTGUN AND GO KILL PEOPLE IN THE CRACKHOUSE APARTMENTS WHEN YOU FINALLY GET BORED OF WATCHING YOUR TEAMMATES SHOOT SNIPER BULLETS INTO THE BACK OF EACH OTHERS' HEADS BY ACCIDENT. [b]VERTIGOOOO:[/b] PROBABLY THE CLOSEST TO THE LIGHTHOUSE THAT I'M GOING TO GET. GORGEOUS MAP, WITH LOTS OF VISUALS [i](PRAISE THE SUN MOTHERF***ER!)[/i] WITH A LOT OF CLOSE-RANGE CHOKEPOINTS BUT A HANDFUL OF SECTIONS TO SNIPE FROM. GO THROUGH VEX GATES TO GTFO OUT BAD SITUATIONS, OR CAMP THEM AND AMBUSH PEOPLE LIKE A TOTAL DICKHEAD. I LOVE THIS MAP HARD AND FIERCELY. [b]DUNGEONS AND NO DRAGONS:[/b] I'M NOT SURE WHY ORYX IS COOL WITH US RUNNING AROUND IN THE DREADNAUGHT BEFORE THE DLC IS OUT, AND I DON'T CARE. THIS MAP IS A VISCERAL MAZE OF BLOODSHED. VERY CLOSE-QUARTERS AND FULL OF GOOD PLACES TO GRENADE AND SUPER FOR MULTI-KILLS IF YOU'RE PLAYING AGAINST A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES WHO WANT TO TRIP OVER EACH OTHER, RUBBING DICKS AS THEY JOCK FOR AVAILABLE COVER. THERE IS ALSO A PLACE WHERE I FELL DOWN, AND LANDED IN A BUNCH OF BONES AND SHIT. SOMEONE SHOULD PUT UP A F***ING RAILING. [b]CROSSROADS SO YOU WON'T BE LONELYYYY:[/b] THIS IS THE KIND OF MAP YOU GET STUCK ON AFTER YOU LOSE A BET WITH THE DEVIL. HURL YOUR FAT, RETARDED BODY THROUGH A VEX GATE AND IMMEDIATELY GET BLASTED BY AN ENTIRE TEAM OF SNIPERS CAMPING THE ISLAND. METRIC DICKLOAD OF SHOTGUNNING IN THE TIGHT SPACES OF THE VEX RUINS, THOUGH. [b]DRIFTERRRR:[/b] IF YOU'VE EVER WANTED TO SPEND AN ENTIRE MATCH GETTING YOUR BUTTHOLE SHOT OFF IN A SERIES OF TUBES... WELL, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE! ZERO-G EFFECTS MAKE AMMO AND CORPSE RAGDOLL LOOK F***ING INCREDIBLE, THOUGH. [b]BANNERFALL:[/b] THIS IS LIKE THE WHITE TRASH VERSION OF THE TOWER THAT NOBODY'S CLEANED FOR MONTHS. GOOD BALANCE OF WIDE OPEN AREAS AND A HANDFUL OF CHOKEPOINTS FOR CLOSE-RANGE MURDERFESTS. I ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF THIS MAP. HOWEVER, I'M DOCKING 10 POINTS FOR NOT HAVING ANY BROOMBOTS TO USE AS HUMAN SHIELDS.

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