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9/9/2015 9:25:16 PM
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Petition to remove the Traveler
A giant figure like that is imposing and frightening for young children. Bungie needs to remove this before children start gaining inferiority complexes.
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Remove that ball pointlessly hanging above the city, bungie what even is that? Deejs massive ballsack? My god bungie...
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2 RepliesYou don't have to worry about the children because there aren't any. If you look at any area in any planet where there are skeletons you won't see any kid sized skeletons. They're all adults. Any surviving children after the great collapse were the last ones. The only kid mentioned in the Grimoire is Shin Malphur. Then he grew up and murdered Dredgen Yor. So don't worry about the kids, they no longer exist.
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7 RepliesLiterally forgot the traveler had anything to do with destiny.
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1 ReplyOnce I crack it open to steal all the Reese's Pieces inside of it.
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Signed. The traveler is useless. Also, people might mistake it for the Death Star. That's not good.
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1 ReplyIt makes my balls look small, bungie plz nerf
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To be honest I think bungie have forgot it exists :/
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[quote]A giant figure like that is imposing and frightening for young children. Bungie needs to remove this before children start gaining inferiority complexes.[/quote] /agreed.
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2 RepliesHey click this link. You would probably get along with everyone there :) ![spoiler]reddit.com[/spoiler]
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I thought you were legit with your cabal petition but I figured it was just satire and for some laughs..m this takes the cake though lolz
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Oh yeah I forgot about that guy
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ok bait smuf
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3 RepliesI ask bungie to remove the guardian RoflCopter from the tower and from the game , his name is a clear violation of the English language and his avatar is offensive to all the children in Africa, I believe that by removing this Individial from the game , we can came to world peace and everyone loves world peace , so do the tower and your fellow guardian a favor and sign this form I _________ hereby sign this document to erase the aforementioned guardian from the tower and have his data deleted from the bungie servers [spoiler]see how anyone can write stupid crap , just because you are free to say anything , doesn't mean you should , If you were trying to be funny or witty , you failed at that So my dear sir I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! [/spoiler]
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Signed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAOpcV2mz40
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2 RepliesDAMN LIBERALS! You Cabal loving commies want to turn the next generation of souless killin machines into little shank huggers, and robosexual deviants. Get a job!
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Signed
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Liberal pussy
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Edited by Reidknight: 9/9/2015 10:54:30 PMMaybe we should start saying keep the lag we like it!! First the will say that they wont and respect us havin it and then that thing will be gone like a donut sitting in the break room at 9am
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It's like the biggest part of the story. I don't think it's goin anywhere
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They have taken everything else and screwed it up, sure why not!! bump
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There are many tales, told through the city to frighten children. Lately, those tales have stopped. Now... the children are frightened, anyway.
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