{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by Şpøöký ßëåř:
9/22/2015 8:08:50 PM
526
A Comprehensive List of the Worst Things Ever
This is an ever expanding list of the Worst Things Ever. Comment with terrible things that we can all relate to. I'll get the dice rolling.
1. Tangled Headphones
2. Getting Clothes Caught on Doors
3. Dropping the Spoon into the Soup
4. Being Comfortable but Having to Pee
5. Splashback
6. Identifying Furniture with your Shins
7. Stepping on a Lego
8. Random Boners
9. Getting "Flat-tired"
10. Stubbing your Toe
11. Phone Too Bright at Night
12. Wet Shoes/Socks
13. Squeaky Styrofoam
14. Biting your Tongue
15. When you can't Sneeze
16. Forks Scratching Plates
17. Forgetting a Towel
18. Forgetting What You Were About to Do
19. Papercuts
20. Can't Find TV Remote
21. Breaking the Chip in the Dip
22. Mondays
23. Food Stuck in your Teeth
24. Brainfreeze
25. Bad Parking
26. Dropping your Phone on your Face
27. Running Out of Toilet Paper
28. Autocorrect
29. Your Socks Coming Off in your Shoe
30. Forgetting to Set the Alarm
31. Having to get up to Close the Door
32. Having to get up to turn off a Light
33. Having to leave in a Game
34. Teammates Getting you Killed
35. Sneezing at the Worst Time
36. Sand in your Shoes
37. Mosquitoes
38. Laughing in the Wrong Places
39. Warm Toilet Seat
-
1 ReplyWhen you're doing your business and all of sudden a wild Michel Jackson appears and you don't have any master balls left
-
6 RepliesEdited by ChampionJune: 9/24/2015 3:26:14 PMAnything that replaces meat with vegetables. I don't know why people do that. Ruining good food like that.
-
1 ReplyThis is a true story. So, I have to cut the grass, when I'm about to get the lawn mower I see two [b]massive[/b] spider webs, like 10 foot long webs. Nope, I'll cut the grass later.
-
6 Replies(For men) when you learn a toilet is clogged because your balls get steeped in your own feces and urine.
-
2 RepliesHangovers.
-
1 ReplyMillions of rapters running all over your killer bus
-
4 RepliesWhen you wake up, and you're in a super comfortable position, and you have to get out of bed.
-
1 ReplyGoing to brush your teeth and realizing the toothpaste has been squeezed dry.
-
2 RepliesFinding out there's no milk after you've already poured out your cereal.
-
2 RepliesThe pokeman known as garbageboners
-
2 RepliesLagging out of a raid when your about to beat the boss
-
7 RepliesHELLO YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED BY THE WILD BILBO WHAT DO YOU DO 1:run 2:hide 3:attack Thank you for choosing one :)
-
1 ReplySun in your eyes
-
2 Replies>Witnessing a horrible wrestling match >lack of John Cena
-
When you have 3% left on your phone [spoiler]if you know what I mean[/spoiler]
-
1 Reply12 year old tough guys
-
1 ReplyWhenever you accidentally rip your headphone cable out of your phone because they got snagged on a droor/cabinet knob
-
1 ReplySweaty balls stuck to your leg
-
1 ReplyI agree with everything on this list. Random boners; standing on Lego and when you need to sneeze but can't are the worst 3 by far (In that order).
-
2 RepliesRide to hell retribution
-
3 RepliesSea turtles
-
1 ReplyHipsters
-
1 Reply[url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] Zombies and the Holocaust
-
1 ReplyWhen you're doing a sport on a turf field every day for 3 months, and then turf becomes your soul.
-
4 RepliesToast/Envelope not working Consoles Freezing Friend cock blocks you
-
1 Reply> Get up to pee. > Start peeing. > Get the "piss shivers". > Miss the toilet.
