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Edited by Şpøöký ßëåř:
9/22/2015 8:08:50 PM
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A Comprehensive List of the Worst Things Ever
This is an ever expanding list of the Worst Things Ever. Comment with terrible things that we can all relate to. I'll get the dice rolling.
1. Tangled Headphones
2. Getting Clothes Caught on Doors
3. Dropping the Spoon into the Soup
4. Being Comfortable but Having to Pee
5. Splashback
6. Identifying Furniture with your Shins
7. Stepping on a Lego
8. Random Boners
9. Getting "Flat-tired"
10. Stubbing your Toe
11. Phone Too Bright at Night
12. Wet Shoes/Socks
13. Squeaky Styrofoam
14. Biting your Tongue
15. When you can't Sneeze
16. Forks Scratching Plates
17. Forgetting a Towel
18. Forgetting What You Were About to Do
19. Papercuts
20. Can't Find TV Remote
21. Breaking the Chip in the Dip
22. Mondays
23. Food Stuck in your Teeth
24. Brainfreeze
25. Bad Parking
26. Dropping your Phone on your Face
27. Running Out of Toilet Paper
28. Autocorrect
29. Your Socks Coming Off in your Shoe
30. Forgetting to Set the Alarm
31. Having to get up to Close the Door
32. Having to get up to turn off a Light
33. Having to leave in a Game
34. Teammates Getting you Killed
35. Sneezing at the Worst Time
36. Sand in your Shoes
37. Mosquitoes
38. Laughing in the Wrong Places
39. Warm Toilet Seat
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2 RepliesLaughing in a serious situation
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3 RepliesHaving to walk home from school and half way home you need to take the biggest shit imaginable, so you end up running
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2 RepliesGetting that string of meat under your molar
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5 RepliesThe term "bae" "Netflix n' chill" jokes Emojis
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5 RepliesOffTopic
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7 RepliesWhen your I'm class and get an awkward boner and the bell rings -.-
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2 RepliesWhen you're the only one that thinks something is funny
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7 RepliesWhen your watching porn then the internet turns off...
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4 RepliesMiles and miles cat piss all over your coin collection
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3 RepliesDropping your pencil next to your foot, only to find it halfway across the -blam!-ing world
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2 RepliesWhen you watch a video and it keeps loading 2 seconds needs to load Rewind it 4 seconds needs to load Rewind it again 6 seconds needs to load -blam!- THIS SHIT! Exits the video
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3 RepliesWhen your pet chupicabra decides to go bone some spineless porcupines
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5 RepliesEdited by Lordbakon: 9/24/2015 2:22:11 AMBeing on the toilet without a phone
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16 RepliesSomeone grabs you firmly on the shoulder and your immediate instinct is to break their arm.
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2 RepliesRealizing you ran out of toilet paper after you already started taking a dump.
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3 RepliesThinking you are late to work because your alarm didn't go off, just to realize it is your day off :/
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3 RepliesSerial butt touchers. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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12 Replies[i]boner in skinny jeans[/i]
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2 RepliesWARM TOLIET SEETS ARE THE BEST
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10 RepliesWhen you have to pee when you have a boner
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3 RepliesI remember i forgot a towel one day and I ran to get one after the shower and slipped, hit my head off the door and knocked myself out, I lay on the cold wet floor naked until a few hours later
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1 ReplyGetting out of the shower and the bathroom is freezing cold.
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2 RepliesSurprise sex
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1 ReplyCold toilet seat
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2 RepliesWet -blam!-ing socks!!! Even after wringing them out 5 times each, they are still dripping wet and still let out a little water with each step.
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I was expecting [quote]Stepping on a lego[/quote]
