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Edited by Şpøöký ßëåř:
9/22/2015 8:08:50 PM
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A Comprehensive List of the Worst Things Ever
This is an ever expanding list of the Worst Things Ever. Comment with terrible things that we can all relate to. I'll get the dice rolling.
1. Tangled Headphones
2. Getting Clothes Caught on Doors
3. Dropping the Spoon into the Soup
4. Being Comfortable but Having to Pee
5. Splashback
6. Identifying Furniture with your Shins
7. Stepping on a Lego
8. Random Boners
9. Getting "Flat-tired"
10. Stubbing your Toe
11. Phone Too Bright at Night
12. Wet Shoes/Socks
13. Squeaky Styrofoam
14. Biting your Tongue
15. When you can't Sneeze
16. Forks Scratching Plates
17. Forgetting a Towel
18. Forgetting What You Were About to Do
19. Papercuts
20. Can't Find TV Remote
21. Breaking the Chip in the Dip
22. Mondays
23. Food Stuck in your Teeth
24. Brainfreeze
25. Bad Parking
26. Dropping your Phone on your Face
27. Running Out of Toilet Paper
28. Autocorrect
29. Your Socks Coming Off in your Shoe
30. Forgetting to Set the Alarm
31. Having to get up to Close the Door
32. Having to get up to turn off a Light
33. Having to leave in a Game
34. Teammates Getting you Killed
35. Sneezing at the Worst Time
36. Sand in your Shoes
37. Mosquitoes
38. Laughing in the Wrong Places
39. Warm Toilet Seat
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2 RepliesNot enough dip for chips Getting comfortable then needing to get up People being pissed and "don't want to talk about it" People in general
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1 ReplyBurnt cookies.
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3 RepliesWhen you're trying to have sex and your penis goes limp on you
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1 ReplyPeople taking up 2 parking spaces.
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1 ReplyEdited by Slimbingi: 9/7/2015 2:27:28 PM
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3 RepliesIce cream headaches Getting to the cashier and discovering you forgot your wallet When the waitress says, "Enjoy your meal" automatically saying "you too" Dying one hour after your last save/check point
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2 RepliesStepping on Lego
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1 ReplyWhen someone steals your rarest pepe.
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1 ReplyDying to a boss when he had just a slimmer of health left.
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16 RepliesAdd 201.50 to the list
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1 ReplySo first world problems? Because i would think people would say starvation or gang -blam!- or something along those lines.
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1 ReplyEdited by Gray Shnobble: 9/7/2015 2:15:32 PMHaving a corn kernel in your teeth that will never come out.
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1 ReplyHaving food bits from your mouth get stuck in the gum you're chewing.
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1 ReplyEdited by Ice Cold Arson: 9/7/2015 2:14:24 PMMondays. Hangovers. Hangovers on Monday. Leaving the best chip(coated with the most flavor) for last and having it eaten by someone else. You left your phone. You realize it in the middle of traffic. Somebody walking in when youre by yourself and you're about to finish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) People seeing texts and not replying.
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1 ReplyFreshwater Jellyfish Democracy
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2 RepliesPretty accurate lost, nice job
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1 ReplyEdited by A_Lycanroc: 9/7/2015 4:42:11 AM>be me >waking up >decide to go to Offtopic >reach for iPod >grab it and turn it on >screen comes to life >eyes feel the burn of staring into a thousand suns at once >scream "my eyes" >roll out of bed >face plant on floor >greatwaytostartmorning.png Also, trying to get a grip on marble floors on you have large talons.
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1 ReplyEdited by Dog_Of_War_1138: 9/7/2015 4:56:17 AMHaving desperate & immediate need to poop. *Someone is in the only available bathroom* (inside city limits, so "behind tree" is not a viable option)
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4 Replies-Lawyers in television ads -When the manscaping starts to grow back in and gets to that "itchy" stage -Sweat running down your crevices -Jerry Springer -Maury Povich -When Jerry Springer is the guest star on Maury Povich -And vice versa
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2 RepliesDrinking OJ after brushing your teeth
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3 RepliesLooking around for something, only to discover that you were holding onto it the whole time
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1 ReplyBreaking your chip in a bowl of hot sauce
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5 Repliesgf bites ur tongue thinking its okay :) :) :)
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3 Replies20. Trying to spell your username
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1 ReplyEdited by Slimbingi: 9/7/2015 2:09:57 PMDying at the last part of a level, and I mean really close and then [b]NOPE.[/b]
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1 ReplyEdited by BloodyAxe457: 9/7/2015 12:08:17 PM<be me <sees landmine <ooohpieceofcandy.jpeg <disarms mine <brings mine home <plants and arms mine in front of door <mine is between you and door <walks in anyway <BOOM.gif <[b]ded[/b].png
