[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpTx0VDBKw]Guess who’s back[/url]. Before we start, I’d like to extend a big, personal [url=https://media2.giphy.com/media/AeWoyE3ZT90YM/200_s.gif]thank you[/url] to [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/User/Profile/197107]OMARRCHR[/url] for covering for me while I was on my [url=http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/583/381/4ad.jpg]Trans-American[/url] journey. For his best El Burninator impression, click [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/520845/149551084/0/0]here[/url]! Anyways, I’m back, and we’re rolling. This is getting to be the “For Real” deal. Let’s see what’s up, starring our favorite sinister-named reverse-typed contributor! [u][b]What’s Going On?[/u][/b] relliK42 here, reporting to you live from Bungie.net... #Destiny should be an easy guess. The Court of Oryx live stream information can be found [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150761478/0/0]here[/url]. Prepare for The Taken King! In #Community, Burn decides to discuss the [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150970174/0/0]Code of Conduct[/url] and rules present on Bungie.net. You all should also be good users and hop over to #Gaming to recommend [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/150520225/0/0]this user[/url] some games for his Xbox One! Finally, #Offtopic is getting some cultural experience by experimenting with [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/142198243/0/0]new languages[/url]. Buona? Bien. That wraps this week's list of hot topics. Tune in next week to view more chatter from Bungie.net! Mail sack: relliK42 here. My friends told me I could be anything, so I became a mailman. [b]brando224[/b] asks: "Why does my cat sit In the bathtub?" Your cat is keeping it clean...and planning an attack while you bathe tonight. [b]II Smiggles II[/b] asks: Where does a snake's tail start? Near the end of the snake around where it's sexual organs would be. [b]Silent Echo113[/b] "Is shiska a pegboy?" [url=http://halo.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=4447399&postRepeater1-p=1]My crystal ball showcases an instance of one user believing he was not a pegboy[/url]....but that user would be completely wrong. [b]Progo[/b] asks: "What's the first childhood cartoon that pops into your mind upon being asked what you watched as a child?" Ed Edd N' Eddy! [b]Bapao[/b] asks: "Was halo reach really better then halo 3?" I enjoyed both games! It all comes down to preference. Halo 3 may have been better suited for competitive play, and Reach may have been better suited for recreational play and custom games. I liked both stories equally as well, but we all knew what was going to happen to [url=http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100214225908/halo/images/9/9f/Reach_glassed.png]Reach[/url]. [b]Im Here to Help[/b] asks: "What's the best hangover cure?" You shouldn't drink excessively in the first place because a cure doesn't exist. Science, your move. Create a hangover consumer product! [b]Foudre Fondue[/b] How do I Yolk thos nuts? ⛳️ [url=http://www.nbcnews.com/video/meet-the-teen-behind-deez-nuts-for-president-517227075563]Deez Nutz?[/url] That's all for this week's mail sack! It will be up again near the weekend. Prepare your questions, and be enlightened by unfathomable wisdom. [b][u]Game Night Recap![/u][/b] Trying a new, more straight-to-the-point format for this portion. Give me all of your feedbacks. Community Carnage: Did the Carnage have an awesome week filled with awesome Game Nights? Yes. [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/15287/149631059/0/0]Crucible Carnage - Iron Banner - (8/28/15)[/url] [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/15287/149871107/0/0]Community Carnage - Halo: Wars - (8/30/15)[/url] Looking for some more Carnage? Join the [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/15287]group[/url]! For Carnage Apply Within: FCAW has always hosted some spectacular Game Nights. This week was no different. [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1535/149708070/0/0]M1A1 - Friday August 28th[/url] Like to shoot aliens? [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1535/149708070/0/0]FCAW[/url] is the group for you! [b][u]Game Nights![/u][/b] Our future always promises nothing but absolute, and all out, carnage. Let's see how much we'll be receiving this week. Community Carnage: [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/15287]CC[/url] only has one Game Night planned for this week, but it's sure to be a fun one. Check out their [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/15287/109116277/0/0]Schedule[/url] to host a Game Night of your own! [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/15287/151014132/0/0]Destiny Weekly Crucible #Carnage, Friday @6PM PDT![/url] For Carnage Apply Within: [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/15287]FCAW[/url] released their September [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1535/151014031/0/0]Schedule[/url] today, and it is packed with some awesome Game Nights! Let's take a look at this week's! [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1535/150807857/0/0]Myth Game Night - Friday September 4th[/url] [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/15287/135899252/0/0]Marathon Infinity Game Night - Tuesday September 8th[/url] [spoiler]Hey everyone! I will be tweaking this, and might even experiment with a different format next week. I'm planning to get quotes from attendees and do some other stuff in the future. Stay tuned! ~Mechetti[/spoiler] [u][B]PAX[/b][/u] I, Prometheus, write this with a heavy heart, for PAX week has come and gone. I had actually [url=http://i.imgur.com/saKxcpy.jpg]spent the week[/url] prior [url=http://i.imgur.com/ZaCCzlk.jpg]road tripping[/url] up the [url=http://i.imgur.com/fhonLNr.jpg]Pacific Coast Highway[/url] (an experience I recommend for everyone!), but when [url=http://i.imgur.com/tpMILh5.jpg]I saw those sky scrapers[/url], I knew I was at my once-a-year home! I had an awesome week [url=http://i.imgur.com/E3njhDw.jpg]prowling the exhibit hall[/url], grabbing [url=http://i.imgur.com/ePy3RFi.jpg]some items[/url] from the [url=http://i.imgur.com/SOItVdR.jpg]vendors[/url] there, checking out [url=http://i.imgur.com/F9JjQCe.jpg]some[/url] great [url=http://i.imgur.com/yIqoGtT.jpg]cosplay[/url], and making a brief stop at [url=http://i.imgur.com/hpQcKE1.jpg]Bungie HQ[/url] for a [url=http://i.imgur.com/9AB0AfO.jpg]few quick pictures[/url]. [url=http://i.imgur.com/AHUpFei.jpg]Felicia Day actually had a signing[/url], and it was a pleasure getting to shake her hand. It was great to see friends again. [url=http://i.imgur.com/0LQUB7V.jpg]Shacker[/url], True Underdog, Rollin, Chrisbobomb, Remorazz, Cortana, Bean, and so many, many, more. There was also some sweet stuff to see around the city! The [url=http://i.imgur.com/JqQJ2MO.jpg]view from the Space Needle[/url] at night was gorgeous, some developers ran a [url=http://i.imgur.com/bw2PCRc.jpg]promo[/url] for the [url=http://i.imgur.com/0cO4tg4.jpg]Mad Max video game[/url], where you could [url=http://i.imgur.com/k8DQA3p.jpg]ride around[/url] in an [url=http://i.imgur.com/HPa91Ir.jpg]inspired Uber car[/url], and the Experience Music Project Museum had [url=http://i.imgur.com/KM60i3K.jpg]an exhibit featuring the costumes[/url] from the Star Wars movies. Was all very cool! Definitely a trip I will make again and again. I think this next year I'll have to check out PAX South, as well. I'l nab you guys a picture of Recon while I'm in Texas! Ninja, out. Notice: I actually [url=http://i.imgur.com/HzwIex6.jpg]have a glass[/url] that Deej himself graced his lips upon during a lunch. I'll open the floor to purchasers starting at a bid of USD $50.00. It might still have some of his DNA on it. [spoiler]Thanks to Rotocaster and Snorgler for their amazing Cosplay work listed above. Your enthusiasm leaves us impressed, your skill leaves us jealous. Fight on.[/spoiler] [u][b]Wrap-Up![/u][/b] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojydNb3Lrrs]Dolphins are smarter than us[/url]. Act accordingly.