[quote]Dr Phil stood in the glistening rays of the sun, chiseled figure that looked like something straight out of Dr Phil fan fiction novel. "Why have you entered my room doc!" Oryx Proclaimed. "I have come for your head, and the mustache cream I so crave!", Dr Phil shouted. Oryx stood up faster than a speeding soccer mom, "YOU KILLED MA BABY!"- he lunged at Phurious Phil. Time seemed to have slowed down for Dr Phil, he saw the rage in Oryx's multiple eyes, if you can even call those green glowing gum drops stapled to his head eyes. The sweat flew off of Dr Phil's chiseled, muscular head, he knew what was coming. Oryx used his Kung fu grip to grab the glistening brown hairs of Phil's Stache and with a flick of a wrist, his face caterpillar was no longer part of Philly. Phil began to wither, the mustache was his source of life and all things he held dear, Phil collapsed as Oryx stood over him, nipples in hand with an evil grin on his face. (END OF CHAPTER 1)[/quote] Chapter 2: "WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW HAIRLESS MAN DWARF?!" Oryx screamed, mind you that he is still holding his nipples. Dr Phil looked up at the menacing creature with a look of defeat in his eyes. Dr Phil had begun to wither and lose his sweet, sweet muscle mass in a matter of seconds, it was over, PhillyBumBum had lost. Doctor Phil coughed out his last words, "Asses Up and Hats backwards...cowabunga", Dr Phil exploded into a cloud of fire and old man dust- vaporizing Oryx and his 17 nipples, it was finally over, shaggy had found scooby. Goodnight sweet prince, some say you can still hear his hearty chuckle from earth's moon every Wednesday at 6pm(THE END)