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9/2/2015 5:20:06 PM
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My internet girlfriend just broke up with me.
I loved her so much.. We used to send each other kissy emojis all day, and say stuff like "I luv u 5ver bby <3", but then one day she just quit replying to me..
I don't know what to do, I feel like my heart has been ripped from my chest, she was my reason for living! Sure we never met, but we meant something to each other..
Please.. What do I do? I just wanna sleep and never wake up..
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1 ReplyThis makes me want to throw up.
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On a srious note....I actually had a good friend before online we supported eachother and for a while i really started believing she would at least b a long time imternet friend.then i was yesterdays news like that, traded for a new intresting bunch of dicks and i was left rung out like a used dirty towel...morel of the story long distant relationships are rare ....b glad u had someone there 4u at the moment and move on......trust me a girl in real life is a billion times more intense [spoiler]just look for another friend theres plenty of intresting ppl around the world [/spoiler]
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>first look at target >quickly look away >look back >assume crouching position >begin to crawl towards target >lay down in front of target >say I wish I had more time >stand up and begin to pull out dick >start flailing dick around >you have 7 minutes before police arrive > begin to smack everything in sight with dick >once the room has cleared and police arrive >yell it's ze Germans >throw grenade that you should always have handy >assume fetal position >wait until police get close >whisper to the police officer "riddle me this" >slowly get up and run out of the door >as police open fire yell these very important words >ALLUH AKBAR< >explode
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3 RepliesHere how [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]10 ways to bring your girlfriend back[/url]
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Loser
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2 RepliesBut what if she was Catfishing you??? :((
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1 ReplyEdited by SomeGuy: 9/3/2015 7:55:52 AMIt was probably some fat dude anyway that didnt appreciate your glorious variations if facial hair. [spoiler]well thats if i believed you, which i dont[/spoiler]
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Kill her.
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HA GAYYYYYY
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2 RepliesSounds like life gave you lemons. You know what to do.
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This is why we should ban clash of clans!
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Legit?
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Is this legit lol
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4 RepliesMaybe now you can get outside and see the sun
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send more tokens
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crai evree teim
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1 Reply*cringe* Krieger
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3 RepliesLol @ the people who think this is real
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2 RepliesThink of it this way. At least she didn't date you for a year and promise to be 3gether 5ever only to reveal that she hasn't lived you for months and leaves you for her best friend.
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1 ReplyOmg I cri 4 u :c
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1 ReplyLol....I can't think of anything else.
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2 RepliesDude....wtf
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4 Replies*meanwhile in a basement* 47 year old "Damn, lost my phone again."
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4 RepliesSorry guess she wanted the original church ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Find a blender and shove your face in it while it's on. Then stamp your face all over the walls to make red angry emojis.
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Lol this makes me feel bad about myself
