You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Shia Labeouf.
He's following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you.
Shia Labeouf.
You're looking for your car,
But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life
(From Shia Labeouf.)
He's brandishing a knife.
(It's Shia Labeouf.)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf.
Living in the woods,
(Shia Labeouf.)
Killing for sport,
(Shia Labeouf.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf.
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the cottage,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf.
Sharpening an ax,
(Shia Labeouf.)
But he doesn't hear you enter,
(Shia Labeouf.)
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.
Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf,
Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf,
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia Labeouf.
You limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten Shia Labeouf
Wait! He isn’t dead! Shia surprise!
There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes.
But you can do jiu jitsu… body slam Shia LaBeouf.
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf.
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf.
You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf.
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg.
He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left.
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck.
You’re chopping off his head now….
You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf.
His head topples to the floor, expressionless.
You fall to your knees and catch your breath.
You are finally safe from Shia LaBeouf.
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Since we're doing throwbacks...
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2 years ago would like there Internet buzz back.
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I bump, this shit is good.
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Wtf is this crap about
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I think it's a song. Pretty sure it comes up when u google Shia Lebouf Cannibal.
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Ive just watched the youtube vid of this song i want 2 mins of of my life back i didnt get the joke
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Lol. I don't get the idea either. I reckon it's a little funny for some reason though. Don't know why.
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About as funny as destiny servers
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Meh. I guess everyone has their own taste. He spams the forums so it's going to get old pretty fast.
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Ive seen it at least 5 times on this forum dont know if its the same person tho
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A few different ones. I've seen it about double what you have. Lol.
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You Need To Try? More like You Need To Die. [spoiler]roasted[/spoiler]
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XD that video is funny. What is more funny are the people raging in the comments. Good job.
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GOD DAMN IT
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Muted
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stop spamming this. muted
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Am I the only one who sang Shia lebouf in a higher pitched voice?
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Stop spamming this on every post this is so -blam!-ing stupid
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Shia Labeouf.
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The dumb ass Larry posts are funnier then that Wack shit