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Edited by Bucket of Tears: 11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines

This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is... I'll start: Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine. Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you. EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!

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  • Not a pick up line but dirty destiny talk. Warning, the following may be inappropriate for younger audiences and contain graphic descriptions. Read at your own pace. [spoiler] I'll be the Ice Breaker. I'm gonna give you the Truth. Bby I'm feeling really Thorny. Because you already gave me a Hard Light. With your Grips of No Tomorrow, Grab my Ghallahorn and watch the wolf pack rounds explode. I don't have a Black Hammer, And I feel the need to mention I don't have patience and time, so you'll always see me coming. While I would never say Don't Touch Me, I need to know: Are you like the Templar and have Harpies? Or do you have the Red Death? Cause if not, I'd love to see your Dark Below. Just let your Nexus open And I'll eat your Lucky Rasberry, cause I got the Hunger of Crota. Just warn me before you Necrogasm. Don't worry about after, cause I've got some Super Good Advice. It's not like we have No Back Up Plans, we'll just use Plan C. [/spoiler]

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