I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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This is more of some weird kid that came in the fire team So I'm sitting there and this kid joins my fireteam then my friends join so the kid says hay babe and every one was like who is he talking to then I realize he's talking to me so I'm like are you talking to me because I was the only one who was a girl and he's like ya I'm talking to you we had sex last night then it got weird and I'm like do you even know how old I am and he says nothing then he says I'm 28 and I'm like I'm 20 and you sound nine because he was nine and then he's like btw I made destiny and it's like wtf and he's like remember this dick and I'm like some dick you have then I thought wait how does he know these things so I say hey can I talk to your mom then he says sure so I talk to his mom tell her every thing he said so after he gets back he said what did you tell my mom then I said bla bla bla every thing he said after you see player has left fireteam he messaged me saying thanks I lost my Xbox for a month but you still my sex girl we just shared a laugh