Depends. How good is the pizza in that hell, because the one I've been to had pretty good pizza.
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Better than sex
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Well I don't have a reference point there soooo...
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Um better than masterbation
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Well so was that pizza. As are most in my opinion. You're failing at advertising.
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Um satan will make you immortal and have all the money and sex you ever wanteded
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And suppose I don't want any of that? I'm interested in this pizza.
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The pizza is better than Jesus juice
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And how good is Jesus juice?
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Better than steak
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What kind of steak?
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Um t bone
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Any sauces or spices? I want details. [spoiler]did you fall asleep?[/spoiler]
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Um the blood of virgins and the blood of cats?
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Pussy
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Again, no reference point. Probably an ew on steak.
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I want to sacrifice you but satan is fairly picky
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I wouldn't recommend it, I don't satisfy anybody.
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I know it
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Well -blam!- you too.
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Hell yes
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NOPE.
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Haha I win
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I am not losing my virginity to a badger.
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Too bad you will bend to satan