im talkin that boring monday waitn for the f reset

Monday? MONDAY?!? WHAT?!? THAT AIN'T [b]AFTERLIFE[/b]!!! MONDAY IS [u][b]MELEE-THE-F*CK-OUT-OF-EVERY-GODDAMN-SH*T-THAT-MOVES[/b][/u] DAY!!! IT'S THE [b]DAY[/b] WHERE YOU PULL OUT THOSE [u][b]M*THERF*CKIN' PEREGRINE GREAVES[/b][/u] AND [b]IMPLODE THE FACE OF EVERY GODDAMN GOAT HEAD NERD[/b] THIS SIDE OF VENUS!!!! YEAH, [u]THAT MEANS YOU,[/u][b] WARLOCK C*CKSMOKERS!!![/b] IT'S THE [b]DAY[/b] YOU PUT ON THOSE [u]NO BACK UP PLANS[/u] AND [b][u]FIST F*CK SO MANY PUNY CAPED POKERS[/u][/b], YOU END UP WITH [u][b]A PURPLE F*CKIN' TAN!!![/b][/u] I'LL TELL YA, THAT [b]REEF QUEEN SLUT[/b] AND HER [i]EMO[/i] BROTHER WILL BOTH GET A [u][b]HARD ON[/b][/u] JUST LOOKING AT [u]YOU[/u] BASKING IN A THAT [b]SWEET PURPLE GLORY[/b]!!! [u]OH[/u]!!!! [u]YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH[/u]!!! IT'S THE [b]DAY[/b] YOU STRAP ON THAT [b]HELM OF SAINT-14 [/b]AND GET YOUR MOVES [u][b]ON[/b][/u]!!! HUNTERS [i]THINK[/i] [b]THEY CAN DANCE[/b]??? WELL [u][b]F*CK THOSE SKINNY PRINCESSES[/b][/u]: [i]MAYBE[/i] THEY GOT [b]MOVES[/b], [b][u]BUT YOU [i]OWN[/i] THE M*THERF*CKIN' DANCE FLOOR, B*TCH!!![/u][/b] THAT'S [u][b]RIGHT[/b][/u]!!! THE [b]PURE AWESOMENESS[/b] OF YOUR [b][u]MANLY MOJO[/u][/b] WILL [b]BURN THEIR F*CKIN' EYES BLIND[/b]!!! YOU'LL BE [i]SO[/i] [b]GODDAMN GLORIOUS[/b], THEY'LL [b]SHIT THEIR PANTS[/b] AS YOU [b][u]PUMMEL THEIR SORRY ASSES TO PULP[/u][/b]!!! [b][u]PULP, ASSH*LES, PUUUUUUUUULP!!![/u][/b]!!! [u]THAT[/u], TITAN, IS [u]MONDAY[/u]. [b][u][i]TIIITAAAAAAAAAAANS[/i][/u][/b]!!! [spoiler]All credits to AlwaysFeral, eternal patron of Epic Titanitude, for the inspiration[/spoiler]

that just made my day, cant wait for the reimagined nbp

If you liked that, then definitely look for the original posts by AlwaysFeral that inspired it. Pure. Gold.

send me the link and i will

Ask and you shall receive! [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/147889458/0/0/1[/url] That one isn't my favorite (Peregrine Greaves is pure gold!), but it has all the links to his other Feral Reviews. Enjoy!