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8/19/2015 5:58:41 AM
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Who is Xur
Who is the faceless salesman that sales us our weapons of untold power for some warm coins? What do we know about this agent, able to appear and disappear from the tower? This enigma of a traveler? Tell me who you think He is in your reply, but my theory goes like this:
Xur says that "some of his cells started on Earth" so he was Human at a point, but he is not anymore. He is regrown, as the Nine can change strange coins into cells, much in the same way Glimmer becomes Energy. He travels obtaining
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He always tells me he's "nearly a garbage man for the nine" sneak dissin on his own gang lol, good post tho sorry to ruin it with this lol
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2 RepliesYou've read a hell of a lot of lore for someone with 840 grimoire score... Just sayin
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1 ReplyHe gives the strangest blow jobs but they feel so good ;)
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Short version He's the legman of the Nine, and the one who let Skolas out of his cage. I think he is a boss later down the road....working for Rahool <.<
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Xur is the guy who will make you cry [spoiler]tears of disappointment[/spoiler] [spoiler]and rarely tears of joy[/spoiler]
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I heard he's made entirely of tapioca pudding.
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basically like a vampire but instead of blood, coins.
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A failed experiment of a fusion of sperm and human. That's why he has sperm cells in his face
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Yo illigitament daddy that spies on you and brings disappointment everytime you talk to the dude
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My uncle cid, he's cool I guess.
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Weapons and exchanging them for immortality
