There's this southern guy I play with often and he is a Dad. An...interesting Dad. If his kids start acting up we will hear him yell "Hey, stop picking on your sister or I'll come over there and kick you in the throat!" "Boy, put the pop back in the fridge, I said you could have milk! I swear, I will bust your face on the counter." These are just a few of the phrases the are produced by his fatherly love. [spoiler]As far as I can tell, he doesn't actually physically abuse his family.[/spoiler]