There's this southern guy I play with often and he is a Dad. An...interesting Dad. If his kids start acting up we will hear him yell
"Hey, stop picking on your sister or I'll come over there and kick you in the throat!"
"Boy, put the pop back in the fridge, I said you could have milk! I swear, I will bust your face on the counter."
These are just a few of the phrases the are produced by his fatherly love.
[spoiler]As far as I can tell, he doesn't actually physically abuse his family.[/spoiler]
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My wife is a red neck. She tells our oldest when he does something she'll punch him in the throat or that she will kill him and tell God he died. (she doesn't mean it .... I think?)
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Are they from mn? Because pop is an mn thing usually.
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Hahaha, red necks are the best! xD
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Yea right. The guy beats the shit out if them. Disgusting
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Lol I live in the south, and alot of parent talk like that but they dont actually do it.
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Isn't that sweet. Sounds like a human I want to know. Smh... Pieces of shit
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If you were my kid I'd beat you for your lack of humor
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Lol your judgementalness has earned you a mute.
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Good. You are one of the pieces of shit I want nothing to do with
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That's a bit darude
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[quote]That's a bit darude[/quote]
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I can't help it I like memes and puns