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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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The Exo Stranger made time to explain to Chuck Norris (even though he already knew). The Nine aren't powerful, mysterious beings. They're actually Chuck Norris's testicles. Don't ask what Xur really is. Light levels changes were implemented in TTK after Chuck Norris's beard registered as +42^900000 light. This broke the test servers and pushed TTK back six months. The name of Chuck Norris's drop ship? Hanes. He flies in space in his underwear. Chuck Norris had a date with Tess the night before she disappeared.
