*in an argument with my friend, but it was a friendly one Him: *uses my typical comeback/insult On average how many windows do you lick on the short bus? Me: eh, maybe around 10. Him: You know you can increase that number to around 20 if you took your helmet off right? Me: That's great. But, maybe we can lick windows together if you could stop eating glue and weren't always stuck to the fuking windows.