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Edited by Forlorn Crow:
8/17/2015 2:24:38 AM
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*20 minutes later I kick the door in with my shotgun drawn*
Dancing with the devil is a fatal mistake
[spoiler]I have an enchanted necklace that gives me different abilities like having moderate control of electricity[/spoiler]
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[b]Elijah puts down a magazine he is reading.[/b] "You ready to talk this over like a civilized person?"
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You killed my puppy how the hell is that civilized?
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"I thought it was immortal! Besides! you shouldnt have sicced it on me in the first place."
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I didn't she bit you because she knew I was angry
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"then you should have trained her better. And you're always angry."
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*punches a hole in the wall* TRAIN HER BETTER...I CANT DO THAT SINCE SOME JACKASS BROKE HER NECK
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"Don't tell me we're going to throw down again... Besides, where has revenge gotten you huh?"
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I want you to fix what you've done
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Edited by bagelbro123: 8/17/2015 2:53:48 AM[b]The puppy runs up to you from behind Elijah's legs and barks.[/b] "Already done. I never snapped its neck. That was a hologram. I only drugged it and picked it up."
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Yeah but you still gave me a hard time
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"So you're going to kill me? Hurt me? Torture me? I wouldnt expect that."
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Simple you let me hurt you and we'll forget about it...is that a deal? *I hold out my hand*
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"Sure." [b]He shakes your hand and you begin to become electrocuted again. Elijah takes back his hand to reveal a joy buzzer.[/b] "Im sorry i couldnt resist! Anyways. what if i refuse?"
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Then I'll probably do whatever I can to piss you off maybe even spill hydrofluoric acid on your rifle
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"what if i accept?'
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If you accept I inflict a moderate amount of pain on you and act like this never happened and treat you like a friend
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"define moderate."
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A broken bone but at least I'm not shattering all your teeth at once
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"done. But if you try to take my eye i swear to god..." [b]he shakes your hand[/b]
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 8/17/2015 3:18:42 AM*a brand is burned onto your hand and several dozen chains rise from the ground and hold you down with no chance of escape* Those are to ensure you don't go back on our deal
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"fair enough. whats with the brand?" [b]He's in small pain from the burn, but can still talk[/b]
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That means your soul is mine and you can't have it back...such a shame you won't remember any of this well it's a good thing you won't remember the pain or trauma *pulls out a spoon a scissors*
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[b]You fall unconscious onto the table. Your shotgun falls to your side. The man on the table vanishes[/b] "i cant believe you fell for the same trick twice. That was kind of fun. Well. See ya." [b]Elijah walks out. hands in pockets and whistling[/b] HOLOGRAMS BIOTCH
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[spoiler]yeah that's pure bullshit once you make a deal with a demon there is literally no way in hell you can back out of it[/spoiler] [spoiler]this means you're the god modder[/spoiler]
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Dude.. you have been god modding like a -blam!-ing ghost giant or something... dont lecture me about god modding. And Elijah didnt. the hologram did. Holograms are quite fun. they can hurt you but you cant hurt them. and they sure can act!
