Reporter: We're reporting live here from a basement out in the middle of nowhere in San Marcos, TX. I'm here with a player whose is referred to as Neckbeard101. I'll just call you Beard for this interview. Beard can you tell me why are you so upset with Destiny, and why are you going to quit? Neckbeard101: XUR SOLD THE GJALLAHORN! THAT'S WHY I'M SO PISSED RIGHT NOW!!! Reporter: My sources say that this weapon is mainly used for for PVE type activities, and that there are few players who use this for PVP activities. Correct me if I'm wrong. PVE is where players cooperate against the AI enemies and PVP is where players compete against each other? Neckbeard101: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!! Reporter: So I'm confused. Wouldn't this weapon make it easier for players to work together to take down PVE enemies? Neckbeard101: YEAH SO?!!!! Reporter: Inside voices please. So Beard, wouldn't you like to spend less time completing PVE activities to get those rewards? Neckbeard101: YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, DON'T YOU TELL ME INSIDE VOICES PLEASE!!!!! (Mom calls from upstairs) Neckbeard101's Mother: Actually you're in MY basement! Neckbeard101: MOM SHUT UP!! BRING ME SOME FOOD, NOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!! To answer your question, YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT GETTING THROUGH PVE ACTIVITIES QUICKLY!!! I SPENT HOURS, BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS GETTING THE GJALLAHORN!!! THEN XUR HANDS IT OFF TO LOWLY LEVEL 23 AND 24 PLAYERS!! THIS IS BULL----!!!! Reporter: I understand the hours since this is a game based on RNG. I may also understand the sweating part because it is hot in this basement. But off topic here, what in the world are you doing while playing a video game to where tears and blood was involved? Neckbeard101: I CRIED WHEN WE COULDN'T PUSH AETHEON OFF THE CLIFF ANYMORE!!! (sobs a bit) AND WHEN THEY FIXED THE CHEESE IN CROTA'S END, I THREW MY CONTROLLER AT THE TV AND BOUNCED BACK AND BROKE MY NOSE!! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!! Reporter: (stifled laughter) You need to be more careful. It sounds like you weren't using the Gjallahorn to get the job done, but cheese instead. Neckbeard101: ................ CAN WE GET BACK ON TOPIC HERE?!!! NEXT QUESTION!!!!! Reporter: I understand that Gjallahorn is an exotic class weapon. My information says there are a few exotic bounties in the game currently. These "bounties" involve the player taking on a series of challenges, and quests, etc, and at the end of the bounty, they are guaranteed and exotic weapon right? Neckbeard101: THAT'S RIGHT. I'VE DONE THEM ALL ON ALL 3 OF MY CHARACTERS TWICE!!! IMPRESSIVE RIGHT?!!! Reporter: No it's not. Um.... If the Gjallahorn was tied to any of these exotic bounties, I can say I understand your frustration. It is a slap in the face when you have to do many different tasks, and another player can simply buy it from a vendor. Neckbeard101: NO GJALLAHORN ISN'T TIED TO AN EXOTIC BOUNTY!!! Reporter: Ok. Was it tied to any other kind of bounty? Like was it a------ Neckbeard101: NO, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COMPLETE ANY KIND OF BOUNTY TO GET IT!!!!! Reporter: So Beard, how does one get the Gjallahorn? Neckbeard101: YOU COMPLETE HIGH LEVEL ACTIVITIES LIKE RAIDS, NIGHTFALLS, ETC. SOMETIMES THEY EVEN DROP FROM LEGENDARY ENGRAMS, AND CRUCIBLE MATCHES. Reporter: Hold on. That sounds like like RNG. So you have to do high level activities, and HOPE it drops? That's how you get the Gjallahorn. No quest to get this? Neckbeard101: YEAH!!! WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS?!!! Reporter: That's my question. You and players like you who are quitting Destiny made it sound like there was a specific quest you need to do to get this weapon. Yet, it falls in the same category of how other weapons are earned. R......N.......G. Neckbeard101: BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS!!!!! BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS!!!!! (Face turning extremely red) (Dad comes down the stairs with a belt in his hands) Neckbeard101's Father: What I tell you about yelling at your mother huh?!! WHAT I TELL YOU???!!!!! Reporter: And this interview is over. There is about to be some blood, sweat, and tears in this butt whooping. Neckbeard101: NO DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (Sound of belt crackling)

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Irony is thick here.

Can't spell winners without whiners [spoiler]whut?[/spoiler]

To answer your question.. Xur is currently located in the cave in Skywatch as one of the million deaths given the out right hatred thrown his way this past weekend. Shall you join the funeral procession to honor him?

I heard you were sexy? Did I hear right? [i]~JamaltheCabal[/i]

For the last time: they got nerfed because of over-use

the do give out free ciphers just complete the 35 or farm the 34 boss lol

Yes I am. Glad you asked. :)

You got me AGAIN, op. Second time. I hope you enjoyed abusing my ADHD, -blam!-wad.

Thank god they're nerfing so you guys have to start aiming

I didn't whine but I did hope. Hoped that he would sell the Gjallarhorn. Not because I wanted people to get it but to watch the forums burn. Now that was a good day. Lol.

To be fair your message comes off as aggressive so you probably expected people to respond like dickwads

If there wasn't a new one of these stupid posts every 15 minutes, it might have been funny... No, its pretty stupid. I wouldn't say Aug 14 was old...

No I'm not happy!........I still haven't got a free t-shirt

Under the age of 17 probably. Salty elitist? At first glance yes. Idiot? Maybe maybe not. Satire? Thankfully yes. OK your clean move along.

That's all my coins go to every weekend is heavy synths

"Kindasatire"? You gotta commit one way or the other man.

Pretty sure you added in that whack ass satire tag when you realized how stupid your post was. This shit wasn't even funny. Get that ass muted

technically your guaranteed an elder cipher upon beating level 35 skolas...could be wrong. EDIT: apparently its RNG through and through.

How on earth did this make it to the top. my god you are saltier than the Atlantic Ocean.

Wait they're giving away free elder cyphers