[b]malex[/b] Cover Baseball bat in barbed wire, razor blades, poison, honey badgers and dynamite. Fling said bat at a flock of geese. They are startled and one drops an egg. This egg lands perfectly on a mouse trap that, when set off, ignites a match. This match sets off a fuse that goes of for over 1,000 miles and over a mountain. The Baseball bat from earlier lands somewhere in Arkansas. The fuse sets off a bomb in a lake splashing water everywhere. The water startles the honey badger glued to the bat and activates its aggro. The heat and anger from the badger ignites the dynamite on the bat and sends badger, razors, barbed wire and debris everywhere. This startles a perfectly lined up row of mice. The chain reaction of scared mice goes all the way up to Bruce/Caitlyn Jenners house. It startles him/her and makes him/her unclench their butthole. This releases a specially trained Gerbil to hunt you down. Once it finds you it crawls into your anus and enters in the code to detonate the nuke inside you that I hid in your oatmeal that morning.