Was playing Crota Hard one night, had just completed death singers when this guy said he had to go afk cause his phone was ringing. Turns out he didn't mute his mic and the phone conversation was his mostly drunk girlfriend upset because she had been on a night out and managed to lose her phone and purse. The funny thing was although it was late and we wanted to get Crota done, we became engrossed in the unfolding drama that when the guy came back we told him we heard everything and started offering them advice so his girl phoned back a couple of times, the guy logged into "find my iPhone" and after about ten minutes she managed to recover her phone and purse complete with all her money, she was happy, went for a kebab we got Crota done and the guy probably got the best head ever when his Mrs got home. Win win for everyone