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Edited by Dnysus: 8/13/2015 5:53:39 AM
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PSA Drugs are Bad. (Post your 2edgy stories)

Been taking prescription ambien for sleepless nights, and lol THIS IS THE KINDA DRUG YOUR PARENTS AN HERO ABOUT. -blam!- sleeping, it leaves you with this gaping hole full of energy and happiness. YOU WANNA GET SHIT DONE!!!... While simultaneously sluring your speech YOU FEEL ON TOP!!!!.... While fighting off dizziness demons that tear at your mind Though, I haven't sleep walked yet, I'm for that AMAZINGLY COOL STORY WAITING TO HAPPEN. I'll have cameras on periodically to capture the TOTAL INSANITY!!!11!!1!watm8? [spoiler]nah, but fo real, can I get something to help me sleep? >.<[/spoiler] [b]drug/alcohol hobbyists! Tell us your close call, OD, party moments for the sake of the flood on an otherwise boring night.[/b]

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  • Edited by Dnysus: 8/13/2015 3:27:46 AM
    I'll start with one of mine. Getting ready to leave to a party with a friend of mine, she slipped me some oxycodone. "Wtf is this?" "It's a sedative painkiller that I know you'll like, just take two" Ok Get into car immediately feel my fingertips and legs go numb, then my face, then the rest of my body. Feelsgoodman.jpg I had an empty stomach so we rush to the rave. Get there ,start drinking, feeling nice, she starts rubbing on my body, I do the same to hers, omg this feels amazing. Finally she goes down to unzip mein schlong, She caresses my drunk smelly king of Kobras when suddenly... I start to black out Standing is hard so I support my weight against the wall with my boner. I come to a little and walk outside for some fresh air and lean on a fence where there happens to be a janitor cleaning up. "Just do it man, I got chu, get it all out" I look around and people turn into shapes, can't make out their grotesque forms, so I just slump back down and get ready for death. My eyes close, can barely move, curled up into the fence, I start to think about my life, everyone I've known, my dog. Was it worth it to come out here for some pussy and end up dying for a -blam!-? Whoa! Screaming from the other direction comes my drunk friend with a cup of water shoving it into my half open mouth. She checks my pulse and says I was really close to something bad happening (don't remember medical terms, she's a nurse" She got me up on my feet feeling better with a kiss (though that water did help a lot) Stumbling back into the rave, I saw one of my favorite industrial bands nachtmahr finish their set while slipping my hands down her pants every so often. On the way home, the car's wheel came off so -blam!-... We were gonna wait for the kid to get it fixed, but we just canned it to a local motel, got more drunk. And had one of the best sexxxins we've both had in a long time. (I'm top 2) This was my night with an ex best friends ex. He screwed up a brotherhood by getting with one of my exes so damage done.

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    • Slit your throat. You'll fall asleep soon enough

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      • 1st time i've ever gotten a "too many characters" error. Lawl

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