Don't you know that a legally intoxicated female can't consent to any sexual acts. Every man is expected to have a properly calibrated breathalyzer with him at all times. This test must be administered before any sexual contact is initiated. Failure to comply will result in arrest, prosecution, and conviction of any and all male violators.
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Hahahaha!
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Don't forget the result of said test must be recorded and signed off by a justice of the peace.
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Edited by Baconator119: 8/13/2015 1:00:42 PMPretty hard to not tell if someone is drunk, immigrant.
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"Drunk immigrant"?
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I forgot the comma.
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Oh ok. "Immigrant" is a pejorative.
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I understand that.
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I'm just voicing frustration at the confusing, and often contradictory, messages society gives us.
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Fair enough.