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8/12/2015 1:17:48 AM
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I walk by, with a red envelope. I walk past the inspector, dropping the envelope while walking past him.
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"Uhh, Sir! You dropped your envelope sir!" *one young soldier runs up to you trying to give it back*
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I start sprinting and then teleports away.
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"Uhhh.." *he opens it*
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[spoiler]i dropped it by the Not Vex guy[/spoiler]
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*but these soldiers were nearby*
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You see a device inside of it, that shoots a laser and becomes the last thing he sees.
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Edited by Murph Tha Smurf: 8/12/2015 1:29:12 AM[spoiler]so he died?[/spoiler] *The other soldiers run over to investigate*
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[spoiler]it hit both of his eyes so he is blind but not dead[/spoiler]
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"Woahwoahwoahwoahwoah why can't I see. WHY CANT I SEE???" "Dude what happened?" *he trips* "You okay man?" "THAT ENVELOPE BLINDED ME!!" "Uhh..?" "I'm serious!" "I should get a more important guy down here..." *he comms Murph*
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*sees from a nearby bar and rush over.* "HOLY CRAP! I'll take him to a doc, you guys... do whatever you were doing. Better yet, go get drinks."
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"What do we do about that envelope..?"
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The envelope is burnt too a crisp
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"Well." *he points to the engineer* "Either its a sick practical joke, a failed assassination, or has something to do with that guy." *he says as Murph walks up to him* "Thanks. You're relieved."
