Fatebringer!
I know... I know... don't waste your time responding... I'm just wishing...
Cause I hate VOG
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Wish in one hand and shit in the other. Let me know which one fills up first
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Surprisingly the one I shit in... I don't understand what just happened... Why am I holding a pile of my shit in one hand and absolutely nothing in the other!!! I WISHED DAMNIT!!! I WISHED!!!!!!
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Oh God no! I never meant for this to happen!
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Someone once told me sarcasm was difficult to convey on the internet... I say to them, stupid people wake up stupid and stay that way all day long... Anyway, back to the real issue... how long to I have to hold it to get my wish... because frankly my coworkers are really starting to harass me and I really feel foolish standing here... Although hindsight leads me to think I shouldn't have performed your suggestions at my desk... the restroom would have been more appropriate... You did kinda throw all these complicated steps at me without warning, if I'm being honest here... But seriously...what the next step; now that I've let you know which fills up quicker... Please respond asap, I fear my boss may be on his way...
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Whatever you do don't shake the bosses hand with your poo filled hand. Other than that it's up to you where you take this situation