Are you the bully of your school? Or the even the victim of bullying? Do you watch movies about costumed heroes and think, "Wow, that guy's a pussy. I sure hope a much cooler bad guy kicks ass?!? I am not a mind reader, stranger. You, like so many others, are drawn to this sexy, action-packed lifestyle of the professional henchman. Are you just a normal guy who is between the age of 18 and 30. A loner and lacks ties to friends and family. You, stranger, are the perfect candidate for costumed aggression. Your standard Grade One henchman in service of the mighty Steel X is issued the nothing gun and a grappling cannon to name only a few of the exciting accoutrements that will aid the henchman in his wonderous world of career henching.