We're shaping you up. Gaming is not a game, it's serious stuff! You gotta bring your A game. Go hard or go home. Most women are soft, so we yell at them, talk smack, all of that, but in good taste. We're building you up so when you're thrown into a game of call of duty and every 12 year old is saying they -blam!-ed your mom, you'll be ready to handle it. You should be thanking us.