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8/9/2015 5:11:11 AM
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When they wear shorts and then sit down with their legs spread wide so that you can see their dicks peeking out
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Who tf does that
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Edited by boomerbub: 8/21/2015 9:37:58 PMThe hell do other guys actually do that?
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All the damn time.
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...*Walks away from post slowly, as to not draw attention.*
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Edited by Tormented_Anus: 8/9/2015 5:18:25 AM*head swivels around rapidly* [i]I saw movement[/i] "Come out, come out, where ever you are! I won't hurt you..."
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Yes! My phone is almost dead, you can't do anything to me when my phone is dea
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You can run, but you can't hide. I will find you, and I will make you love me
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*Whimpers are heard from a nearby closet*
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Edited by Tormented_Anus: 8/11/2015 2:42:28 AM*gaze locks on to the origin point of the noise* *eyes widen, mouth quivers excitedly* *cooing softly* [i]"oh yes baby, I've got you now. Come to daddy."[/i]
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*Calls daddy to the room*
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You ok son...or daughter which one are you again...anyways what wrong
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No. Help meh :,(
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Ok stop drop and roll then get dirt and make a dirt screen so he will be distracted by the screen and seek away while he watches minecraft shorts....
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Edited by Tormented_Anus: 8/11/2015 9:53:04 AM*throws open closet doors* "did you call me? It's ok baby, daddy's here. Calm down... shhhh...good boy... Let's do something fun now, ok?" *front of trousers tents upwards* *gently fondles erection* "You'll enjoy this, daddy promises."
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Still a better love story than twilight
