I used to have chickens before I moved, and my rooster was injured after a incident with a fox so I kept him in my room to keep an eye on him (he was surprisingly quiet.) and my grandfather calls rosters "cocks" as that's what people used to call them. So I playing Halo with a friend and his friends with my rooster on my bed sleeping. My grandfather walks in looking for help on the farm and proceeds to shout: "put your cock away and help with the horses!" My friends just lost it at that point.