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8/6/2015 11:37:02 PM
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You have an odd addiction to potatoes
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"No... Mabey.... Yea"
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Do you even eat them?
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"Sometimes, most of the time I hit them with my golf club"
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That's a waste
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"I have an unlimited supply"
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Well it's still considered a waste
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"No, I'll show you" [b]I start pulling potatos[/b]
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Whatever
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[b]I keep pulling out potatoes[/b]
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Are you going to stop?
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"Probably not"
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*pulls out 7 throwing knives* If you don't maybe you'd like to be used for target practice
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"I'm OK with that" [b]as I stop and I'm standing in a pile of potatoes[/b]
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 8/7/2015 12:34:35 AMYou sure? *holds a knife tightly and with a flick of my wrist it extends twice its original length with a serrated blade*
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"Yea you know me not being able to die and all"
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Still these are specially designed to hurt you and they're laced with a venom that temporarily paralyzes the victim....do you still want to play? *gets ready to throw a knife*
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"Yes! Now you made it sound fun"
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Alright then *throws the knife at your chest*
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[b]gets hit by knife[/b]
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*the venom doesn't seem to take effect but there's a button on the handle*
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Edited by Poisoned Argon: 8/7/2015 12:49:27 AM"Hey what's this button do" [b]as I pull it out[/b]
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It'll split the blade down the middle and blend the insides of its victim viciously
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"Ooo fancy" [b]I stick it back in and press the button[/b]
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*you feel the blade split open the wound even more but it doesn't spin instead acid spills out inside your body*
