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8/6/2015 8:53:00 AM
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WARLOCKS ARE SATANISTS

Obviously warlocks are satanists, they have the ram, a bunch of dead parts from the ahamkara and now this deer helmet? Like if that ain't Satanist idk what is

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  • [quote] So everyone knows this little show for kids called My Little Pony, well, let me tell you how my daughter and I stopped watching this show forever... So, my daughter loves My little Pony, I watched it with her and it's quite a cool series, seems like a funny kids show and not exaggerated with the girly things. When they announced a movie of it, she got really excited and wanted to watch it. So, as her mom, I couldn't just let her go by herself, she's not old enough to be alone, so I thought I'd take the chance to go with her. So it's the day, the movie is now in theaters and we set sail and go, but when we got there, I get quite surprised. I expected other moms with their adorable daughters, using their little MLP toys and their schoolbags with a figure of a kids show, or the occasional dad that has to watch a movie because the mom told her so. Instead... we saw a lot more guys with really weird looking faces, questionable hair styles, some of them had some My Little Pony T-shirts, accessories and a lot of them had the Applejack T-shirt, the cowgirl pony... It was just really uncanny for me and my daughter took a bit to realize that. Well, that didn't stop my daughter to want to watch the movie, my daughter begged me for it so I we watched it anyways. When we get inside the theater, most of the people there were guys... In fact, I think everyone that moment were guys and only my daughter and I were the females, as far as I could tell. It was really awkward being there; the place had a not so pleasant smell, a lot of guys also behaved strange, because when something funny happened, all of the guys started saying "Oh my god I love you Twilight", and some of them were making high pitched noises like "D'aaaaawwww" and most just were saying "Aaaah Fluttershy you're so cute!". It wasn't really that bad though. It was somewhat tolerable, but it took around 30 mins for both me and my daughter to get used to them, after that, my daughter started to enjoy the movie and me too. But then.... The moment Applejack appears on screen and starts making her loud noises. Everyone on the theater went silent. It was really weird and sudden. My daughter and I became dumbstruck with apprehension. Then, all of a sudden I heard the wave of unzipping pants. And all of them raised their hands and suddenly, unzipped their pants and started masturbating to Applejack. We got really scared, suddenly the whole theater has guys that are making moanings and some of them orgasming already and some were yelling Applejack's name as they came, my daughter was confused and I told her to cover her ears and I would cover her eyes; we had to leave as soon as possible. We managed to get past a few guys jacking off and some of their cum got on clothes, I ignored this, I had to leave. But then... In less than 5 minutes, they all start orgasming and then the whole place starts getting white, slimy and wet, they all start cumming and we got showered on their cum and juices, they didn't stop yelling "Applejaaaaaaaaaaaaaack" and just make the weirdest, highest pitched moans ever. It was the most disgusting and awful thing that happened to us, but there was no time to waste, we had to leave the place, AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.. That was the day when we just stopped watching the show. We realized that that show wasn't made for kids anymore. My daughter doesn't even dare to watch that show anymore or hear anything about it and she seems to be confused at what all the people were doing, as for me, I think I'm afraid of My Little Pony's viewers and movie theaters. We don't watch that show anymore. No one should either. ­ ­­ ­ It's cursed.[/quote]

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