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Edited by SSDxCrunchyWolf:
8/6/2015 1:51:28 PM
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Problems that men face
1. No reason boners are pretty self explanatory. It's when you get a boner for little to no reason. These occur when wearing things like basket ball shorts, swimming trunks, and tight pants. (Don't wear tight pants, it's ghey)
2. Piss dribblits. Why does it seem like the last little bit of piss never falls out until you pull your pants up?
"You can shake it, you wiggle it, you can bang it against the wall but until you put it in your pants, the last drop won't fall"
[spoiler]I could only think of two, don't judge me[/spoiler]
Explain your choice down below.
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when my gf wants me to shave my pubes and you get to close to your dingaling and almost cut it never again and lastly never forget
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I'm too old for random boner. Piss dribblets is my issue now. (I call it "the spot of shame").
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5 RepliesBeing the superior sex has so many problems. We have to do so much of the harder work. And make all the difficult decisions. Like what sandwich we want the women to make and etc [spoiler]Please don't ban me.... again...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Svedalrain: 9/3/2015 1:12:24 AMHere's another: we can't stop looking at tits.
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Does anyone else have a cat that insists on kneading on your dick? Yeah, it feels really weird...
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2 RepliesOppression
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2 RepliesI have an issue where my basement has a bad smell that comes from it... Probably because the kids I lock down there have finally started to rot :/ #Firstworldproblems
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3 RepliesMega death cannon piss for 3 minutes straight
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1 ReplyRiding bikes. [spoiler]HOW[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesTrying to pee with wood.
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11 RepliesWet dreams are probably the worst.
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7 RepliesEmotions in front of other people
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Everytime.... Only had a couple of good boners in public that resulted in some fun times....
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1 ReplyEdited by Jeff the Cabal: 9/19/2015 1:47:50 AMYou see, as a guy, you have 2 brains. One protected by your skull, that one is very intelligent and very powerful. And then you have the other brain, that lives down there. That brain is not so smart, and does what the -blam!- it wants.
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Edited by handsomejackass: 9/19/2015 1:54:21 AMEntangled Ass Hair. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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I just got a random Boner when I entered this thread
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58 RepliesIf I was a dude & got a random boner, I'd flaunt it
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If you're ugly, you're fuc[b]k[/b]ed
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I remember in eight grade I had a crush on this girl and she had the fattest of asses and the biggest of titties(at the time) one time she asked to sit on my lap and I was like sure and you know she sits were chilling for five min I can control myself not to have a boner and shit but then all of a sudden rogue boner appears and it's super effective if you know what I'm saying so her jaw just hangs and she stares at me still sitting in my lap and I'm blushing so much my face is redder than my hair, it was embarrassing although I did end up -blam!-ing her a year later
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41 RepliesTaking a piss and getting the duel streams. That shit is so hard to control.
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Edited by Belmontmarauder: 9/3/2015 10:32:26 PMWhen you are on the toilet trying to take a dump but you have a random boner so your dick hangs above the toilet and you suddenly have to piss but your dick won't even aim downwards :/
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6 RepliesDrunk dick is annoying
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8 RepliesDefinitely pissing when taking a shit but my dick isn't at the correct angle to the seat and the piss fires everywhere. The seat, ground, trousers etc.
