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Edited by Tastycow5:
10/31/2015 6:53:23 PM
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Try to rustle my jimmies
I will post names of people who rustled my jimmies [spoiler]hint: the list will be REALLY small. My jimmies are almost un-rustleable[/spoiler]
Edit: are you guys even trying?
Edit 2: never mind some of these are really good
Edit 3: if you say *rustles jimmies* or something similar you cheated
Edit 4: if you do something someone else did, you're unoriginal and automatically are disqualified
[b]Edit:5 someone already spammed don't bother.[/b]
[b]Edit 6: please stop spamming. If you read edit 4, you'll see that that will automatically not win. It's unenjoyable for everyone involved, including ppl who want to read these posts. Thank you. [/b]
Edit 7: why was I bant? I don't think I did anything wrong. Wtf ninjas
[i]losers: who got rustled[/i]
-[b]Mist Number[/b] he claims he actually didn't get rustled. Lol no
-[b]FuriousCookie99[/b] because he admitted he can't rustle me
-[b]Glacier01[/b] because he tried to go against the rules
[i]winners:[/i]
-[b]Praxus[/b]. Try to "run the gauntlet". You won't.
-[b]navy seal[/b] for the pony cum jar. I was waiting for it, but it got me anyway
-[b]NES[/b] for his picture of a mutilated guy
-[b]Jake[/b] for his emo bravery picture
-[b]skys the limit[/b] for, uh......
-[b]CrypticToast[/b] for the dog abuse comic :(
-[b]magikarp[/b] for his whale explosion
-[b]Eluminary[/b] for MLP Destiny
-[b]ArcTiC Oc3An[/b] for the goddamn spamming. It really pissed me off
-[b]battle shark[/b] for FNaF fanfic. The cringe is real
-[b]KDA420[/b] for blackmail, lies, and trickery ;_;
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