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Edited by The Cellar Door:
8/2/2015 4:06:07 PM
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Are you otherkin?
I am doorkin. I am friends with all the doors in my house. My favorite artist is The Doors. Sometimes I stand in front of people and make them twist my nipples for me to move out of their way, in a similar fashion a door would. I have a door in my room that I have taken out the knob so I have sex with that beautiful piece of carpentry. I hate being slammed and feeling unappreciated. Next time you see a door, think of me you ableist bastards.
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"Hahaha oh god, this is like reading John Wayne Gacy's journal when he was 10. Like, we know how this is gonna turn out." Lmfaoo! This guy is hilarious. Btw, I sexually identify as a velociraptor.
