I was in a vog raid and thought I muted the mic...lent to the side a ripped a huge fart.
Them...
"Did someone just fart?"
Me...
"Oh...uh no, no uh...that was my front room door...yeah...yeah the hinges need some lubricating..."
Them...
"Oh ok...(ye he's lying, he farted XD) "
Embarrassment level 100!!! Looool
English
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Blame it on the dog next time ;)