Let me take you all back to the 5th or 6th hard raid of my life. We were waiting for people synths to recharge when back when VOG was still needed and you had to snipe those damn oracles if you had 29s lol. Were just sitting there half the guys playing clash of clans, the other half punching each other all that good stuff. One of our 29s of was up on the platform to hide from us and had been telling us a story about how he went to the Denver football game last weekend he was at the part of a touchdown and how crazy it got. Then we hear a door creak open and his mic crackle like he covered it up with his hand really quickly. Next we hear"Hey babe." Female voice not his he has this deep ass voice (Kind of like batman but not as ruthless) it sounded muffled only confirming he tried to cover his mic instead of just muting it "Oh hey what do you... Oh hell yes." Then some more crackling as the mic is removed, then some rustling and laughing and well you know what happened next. (It involves a stick two walnuts and them being buried inside a canyon) We then waited for 30 minutes all silently respecting this man getting some action not a single guy said kick him or lets go.... Thats when you know you have some respectful guys in your game. He came back on to congratulations and good jobs. I still have him friended to this day.
English
-
Edited by dakota 712: 8/8/2015 2:08:24 AMIt's sad all these guys are amazed by thirty minutes lmao
-
Haha 2 true ive got 4 kids best 2 hours of my life hahahahahah
-
Edited by BLNC1989: 8/7/2015 3:05:57 AMBack when kino der toten zombies was the best thing ever. Round 35. Wife walks in my room naked. I ask my buddies to hold a crawler for a second. Lol. Unfortunately the crawler bled out shortly after. However my awesome buddies kept me alive for an entire round. Round 35 to be exact. And when I came back..... My best friend says and I quote " hope you screamed my name once for me, cause now I'm out of monkeys".
-
Hell Yeah man! When they are in the mood it makes it 100x better! Your buddies are some beast though haha round 35 is tough!
-
What made it better was I never muted my mic either.
-
Hahahahaha thats -blam!-ing hilarious!
-
Lol I know. My other buddy stills says the hardest thing he ever had to do was playing that round with a boner. Hahahaha
-
Lmfao
-
Lmfao
-
30 minutes ehh? Some good ass sex right there.
-
Exactly man! This man was a beast!
-
damn son half an hour
-
[quote]It involves a stick two walnuts and them being buried inside a canyon[/quote]
-
You like my comparison? Lol
-
Extremely accurate I must say.
-
They were probably fapping to live action
-
30 minutes!?! What is he? Superman? ;)
-
Haha good one