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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Burger balls is what i heard when some guy died in crucible
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Friends Mom walked in on him. "Why the hell are you naked and what the hell is he doing down there" gaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
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My friend got caught smoking weed in his room by his mom.... God that was sooooo funny
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1 ReplyI had a random that I befriended thru LFG jump into my party dunring a strike one day to tell me, and I quote, "i just -blam-ed a white b!tch!" Then, he had her get on mic and introduce herself. Never in my time raiding has that happened twice.
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Edited by thefirebirdguy: 10/10/2015 9:58:44 PMMy buddy and I were messing around in patrol, and his dad made him leave so he could watch football. Well, he left his mic and Xbox on, so I silently listened as his dad yelled about how he didn't care about my buddy's sisters' playdate, and he just wanted to watch football. Awkward.
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5 RepliesEdited by FireBeard*Alchemist: 9/4/2015 8:50:33 PMNot really a fail. My friend and I were fighting Atheon back in December and part of our fireteam were new to Atheon (tbh, it was only like my 3rd time) and we failed quite a few times. We finally were having a good round and Atheon only needed one more round and he was guaranteed dead. As we working on the oracles on Mars, not knowing my friend was prepping a song. As we finished the last oracle on Mars, 'Guardians make their own fate" pops up then we all hear my friend go "Alright Guardians, let's do this" Followed by the song playing: "IT"S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN- DaNaNaNow, DadaNahNahNow" It was epic as we shot down Atheon to death to that song. We were all laughing but we all admitted it got us all pumped for the final showdown. It was awesome.
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I have so many stories of friends thinking their Mic was muted when it wasn't.lol One of the best is my brother did the whole "no you hang up first" with his girlfriend. We had like 8 people in our party chat when he did this and he went on with his girl for a good 5 mins. When he started talking to all of us we couldn't stop laughing. We all gave him hell and kept saying "no, you hang up". After awhile he gave in and owned it and started laughing with us. Another mic not muted story is. Long story short one of my best gaming friends got a blowjob. When he got back on his Mic and realized he didn't have it muted he said "I'm guessing you'll heard that" and everyone started laughing.
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My friend and I were in the tower and we were bîtching out a co worker for something he did earlier at work and someone started talking and telling us to get a room..
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1 ReplyMy wife started to sweet talk me so I said be right back and she started giving me head and the party heard her slobber and noises
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Telling my girl I'm going to go down on her when I was done and going into details about it. I keep forgetting to turn mic off. I wasn't using it as it was sitting on top of the ps4. I only noticed when I kept going messages about it for friends.
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2 RepliesWell one time my friend and I were playing prison of elders and he said he was going on a smoke break. Also there other people in the party btw. So he shuts off his controller and mic. He has a kinnect so when that happened, the kinnect turns on. Me and the other people heard some moaning and faint banging thinking it might have been a baby. So I start to smirk and tell everyone that he doesn't have a kid and the rest caught on and just listened to my friend having sex with his girl through his kinnect. Lmao. So 5 mins later he knew something was wrong and asked everyone "please tell me you guys didn't hear that." We tried to play it off but couldn't contain the laughter and told him we heard everything. Good times lmao.
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1 ReplyI had a raid team mixed of friends and randoms Go ballistic on me cause I shouted "stop trying to F*** ALICE!!" One time. I rescued a male dog. He was always trying to bone my female dog. My female dogs Name is Alice. Friends fed the randoms that my wife's name was Alice and we had a "open relationship". They assumed some dude was trying to bang my wife with out me. I couldn't defend myself between bouts of hysterical laughter.
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3 RepliesI actually had no history of that, but there's been many awkward moments of me muting my mic and not realizing. I went through all of golgoroth and most of daughters without realizing and I just thought they were ignoring me.
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7 RepliesMe talking to complimenting myself while doing well in the crucible in a Russian accent...
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This post again?
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I heard a guy say "brb" during a raid, so we wait a while. We all hear a toilet flush and start laughing. Immediately, the guy who said "brb" sighs and says "god damnit." He forgot to mute his wireless mic when he went to the toilet, apparently.
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17 RepliesOne of my mecican friends moms yelling in the background [i]"Fernando! Fresh tortillas!![/i] In the dankest mecican accent. [spoiler]top kek[/spoiler]
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14 RepliesUnplugged my mic still in a party with the kinect on. Told my girlfriend I was gonna hit her right in the kisser( totallyyyy joking) All of a sudden the TV speakers roar "PUNCH HER IN THE MOUTH"
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2 RepliesHis mic wasn't muted, on purpose but... We hear this loud ass thump. Group: What was that?? Guy: Laughing*. Are you ok! Sorry guys my niece just ran straight into a wall.
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Man this fireteam sucks ass "awkward silence"
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1 ReplyTalking to my dog (who's a good boy?! Who's a good boy?!).
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During the ps3 days when I can talk into the mic and have the chat come through my tv, my girl walked through the door when I was in a full, mid-game lobby, walked over to me, kissed me and says, "Come to the room, take off your pants because I'm gona suck everything out of your d*ck!" Everybody in the lobby went crazy. I was playing with my friends who I play cards with and known eachother 20+ years too so it was funny as hell when she heard them laugh and yell. She was blushing so hard! You can guess what happened next [spoiler] DA4CEIZ2REAL signed out [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyPlaying with a COD squeaker when, "Hold on a second guys, [i]Hey mom, can you get me a chocolate milk?[/i]" You can hear mom in the background say "Get your butt up and get it!"
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Dude left a raid said bra back in vog days Then we proceeded to hear him bang his GF for a solid 3 min he grunted she said wtf that's it. He came back said sorry he had to go to the bathroom. We busted his ass and gave him so much shit because he only lasted 3min. He started getting mad and left the raid....haven't seen that guys since.
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When I'm raiding with my normal group of friends and if someone leaves the fireteam I always say something about that person (like "he was bad anyways) then forget they're still in the party
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Trials, me and my friend get a random, he sounds 15 We're 8-0 and the kid disconnected It was already 4-2 so me and my friend won and got 9-0 The kid goes "Ill be back" 3 seconds later we hear him. "AAAAAHHHH..WAAAAHHH!!!" He was literally Crying...[i]Baling[/i] "WAHH-Wait a second.. OH FU*K YOU GUYS HEARD THA-" And he left the party I do feel bad for him... But really? Real Tears?
