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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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I heard some drunk guy taking a piss when I was raiding.
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Heard a mother get the drop on her squealer at 1 in the morning during King's Fall. Heard some jerk's girlfriend butcher most 90's hits on her karaoke during my third VoG run. That's about it...
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2 RepliesMy friend forgot to mute his mic and had a huge fight with his sister about muffins.
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4 RepliesEdited by Propagandistic: 10/6/2015 5:32:50 AMSo I was waiting for someone to get back during the raid, he was taking awhile and I was bored...I decided to wack it. Thought mic was off Opened up a good ol'Riley Reid video Whole group of friends heard it, and me "taming the beast" good times.
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-blam!-ing bitch
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Some kid getting yelled at by he's dad for not taking the trash out... -blam!-ing destiny again!! Then you hear something smash, never heard from him again
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Was trying to four man VOG a while back with two of my clan mates and a random and we kept losing horribly at the gatekeeper. The random got DCed from the party and my buddy just said "well, now that that noob is gone..." unaware that a second before he said that the random joined back. He immediately left the party after he said that and we died with laughter. Been a running joke ever since. Funny thing was after he left we three manned gatekeeper on our first attempt. Truly was a noob.
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2 RepliesI screamed while ask on oryx" mah pizza rolls are done, yasssssss"
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Edited by Keoji: 10/10/2015 11:58:18 PMLol friend of mine at golgoroth was saying "I'll take it, I'll grab the gaze" his gf was like "Why are you grabbing gays?" Was kinda funny. Lol. This other guy I play with named Alex says the weirdest thing when he dies...him and his brother joined our fire team once...the guy Alex died and was like "AHHHH BLUEBERRIES!" I'm sitting there trying not to laugh...he keeps dying so instead of yelling he's just sighing alot then finally mutes his mic. He started screaming and throwing stuff we heard it all through his brothers mic apparently they have thin walls so his mic somehow picked it up from his bros room. But anyway after all the commotion he comes back on the mic calm...we all just fall out laughing and to this day Alex still doesn't know we heard his mega rage XD I swear to you this happened back on hard crota.
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I was playing with this one kid and he's eating chips really close to the Mic. On two separate occasions I hear "God, mom, I'll take a shower." And then "God, mom ill put on deodorant"
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1 ReplyPlaying with a squeaker, he was pretty annoying. It was pretty late and we were playing Iron banner before reset, he got pissed and yells "F*** that camping f*gg*t!" Then I hear something slam and in a deep booming voice from what I can only assume was his father "HOW MANY GODD***N TIMES DO I F***** HAVE TO TELL YOU". Mic then went silent and I got quickly prompted with "so and so has left your fireteam." I laughed so hard my wife came down stairs and got me in trouble. It was hilarious, and ironic.
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I was doing oryx raid with a friend of mine, and he said he would be right back. He thought he muted his mic and proceeded to get into a in depth conversation with his sister on why he would bang an alien whilst using variks as an example. At one point of his explanation I chipped in by saying that variks seems to be a very "handy" guy. I scared the heck outa him. He almost pee'd himself. I was dying the whole time.
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Friend's girlfriend says "stop grabbing my tits I'm trying to go" and he kept dying. Because of the titty grabbing. It was an acceptable reason to fail.
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5 RepliesEdited by Revixs: 10/5/2015 4:32:30 AMDude fell asleep at the mic at crota cp a while back We were all yelling at him as crota spawned and when he woke up he yells [spoiler][u][i][b]MARS OR PENIS!?!?!?!?[/b][/i][/u][/spoiler]
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1 ReplySo I was doing kings fall and a guy was talking to his son, and we hear "no you've already had a cookie" followed by crying.
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Two of my clan members are in a relationship together, they started fighting [b][i][u]HARDCORE[/u][/i][/b] they were supposed to have their mics muted, but they forgot, and the 3 others clan members and i were legitimately concerned
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Masturbation.
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1 ReplyI've ripped ass really loud during a raid.
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I'm 22 and in Uni but I was back home for a few weeks during the summer..long story short yelling at your younger siblings about your shirty internet compared to your apartment makes your fireteam laugh. Also countless times talking to my gf about everything, baby talking, sweet talking, sucking up, etc, all pretty funny. I also mute my mic when I'm raiding if the group is pissing me off, sometimes it's not actually muted and I come off as a dick.
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A friend of mine was talking about other guy who was in the party. More or less like: >"Now that Philip isnt here, oh my god, he sucks ass" (telling me) >"I am here" Philip says > awkward 5 seconds silence Not quite the case the thread describes but it was funny.
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5 RepliesEdited by Penta: 10/7/2015 2:59:39 AMMy clan commander and his girlfriend taking part in relations.
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Left my mic on and went to take a piss. My brother and one of our friends started yelling to mute the mic.
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5 RepliesIn these words exactly: "Xbox goto internet explorer. Xbox....goto Pronhub. Xbox....full screen. " lmao we were dying
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In my mostly 25+ y old group,we recently added some new entries. One of them,being 15, doesn't have exactly what you'd call a manly voice yet. My friend actually didn't like this at first so he thought he muted him, After a while he says something like" is the new girl still in the party?" With the guy replying " i'm a boy btw". After a good laugh everyone got along nice and friendly. Another time ,back when farming on planets for mats was a thing,we had to wake one us up 'cause he was snoring in the mic." Oh eh What?" "you' re snoring moron go to sleep!? .
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1 ReplyDoing a dank AF Japanese accent when this guy joins in, and about 3 min Ito the match with everyone laughing, (at what I thought was my accent), I read the GT -AwesomeAsian(numbers) I kinda cough and slow down the accent, and go quiet everyone stops laughing and he says, "why'd you stop? That was funny" I have never played with awesome asian since but I would if I could
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Burger balls is what i heard when some guy died in crucible
